Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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YayFlameWarz 9
The real FML is that you were shopping at Wal-Mart
candiicane 12
Gotta love Walmart.
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candiicane 12
Gotta love Walmart.
princessbits 17
I bet he used that to walk away so he won't get slapped
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Wait... So, you think being called ugly is worse than a random pervert grabbing your ass...?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
46 - It obviously is. One is an insult, and the other a compliment. Pretty straight forward.
BayleeWasHere 1
People of Walmart.
SecretMe00 5
I agree with 12... That's exactly what I was thinking. He used you "being ugly" to get off scotch free!
gojira666 7
Lol @ scotch free
fluorescentadole_fml 8
hahahaa everyone has a blind spot!
SecretMe00 5
*****scott free..... My bad. I knew it sounded weird but couldn't figure out why.
zine_fml 5
What would you prefer??
unknownfork 12
And Georgia.
NickyK 25
But her face...
yomommma 6
Buttaface*
benderbot19 0
Butterface
aliceb2255 0
That was so punny.
BloodMonger13 9
HER FACE GOD DAMN IT
benderbot19 0
Your face
KailyKii 11
Never been told you're ugly? There's a first time for everything.
no1gotmyusername 0
Such as, "eating Grandpa"??????
docscientist 10
Smh
Vintage_Cola 29
Ruined it.
YayFlameWarz 9
The real FML is that you were shopping at Wal-Mart
Comet_Candy 23
Hey, it's convenient.
LaughinStock 16
HAHAHAHA 17 remember to tell that to the little Chinese child making their shit for you. (Happy New Year's) :D
Comet_Candy 23
I'm not saying I shop there.
intothecrypt 3
I am. If the China kid wanted to stop doing such a good job no one would shop there.
THE_A_TEEN 28
#25, you should also tell that to the little chinese kids who make almost everything made for you that has been outsourced since the 90's. It's not just wal-mart. HAHAHAHAHA, douche.
marpay 11
Haven't you seen zoolander? Those kids love to work! Don't let them outlaw child labor!
benhemon 4
50 - The word you were looking for was "exorbitant" not "exuberant," which is really awkward in that context. I wouldn't be a dick, but try not to use words you don't know when calling someone else a moron. Also, the logical conclusion of your statement is that without Walmart, lots of children and their families would starve. This is probably true (to the extent Walmart uses child labor) but seems to contradict your point.
xStaciexLynnx 15
50- This is FML and I'm pretty sure the guy you're preaching to was trying to be funny. Chill.
kjb1234 5
You have a solid argument but u also have to remember they don't care what happens to the children Another one is right there to step in.... Also we are all ok here no one needs to call another moron
uffiewuffie 0
You're just trying to sound like an intelligent asshole aren't you?
memob123 0
Chill!
Yourheadache 19
I shop at wal-mart, I didn't know there was something wrong with that, happy new year by the way
ShroomsOnAcid 17
For what it's worth, 132, I understand your point. People are ****** idiots. There should seriously be a reading comprehension test to create an account here.
KiddNYC1O 22
All people have to know when creating accounts here is that other people's lives are ****** too. Hence, FML.
iamabamf 17
I'm pretty sure that everyone has shopped at Walmart at one point or another.
laxho5 2
How the hell did this go from "someone grabbed my ass and called me ugly" to a political debate about child labor??
PlasticSand 6
Walmart caused all of this.
EvilLilCupcake 10
157- the feeling is mutual.
JurassicHole 5
I don't understand why everyone got all booty tickled over Wal-Mart. They've fit cheaper groceries and cheaper prices on lots of products. I'm sorry, but I'm going to the store where I can get the most bang for my buck, especially in this economy. All these people talking about child labor need to be quiet. Sure it's messed up, but those kids are helping to sustain their own families. Wal-Mart's prices are low enough to be able to be affordable to just about everyone. In the end it's all about being able to stock your pantry or at the very least put food on the table for your family. As for OP, everyone has their opinion even though he didn't need to be so rude about it. Don't let a stranger, especially a pervy one, dictate how you view yourself.
Invalid_user_nam 0
Yeah. I have stopped shopping there. **** Walmart.
innnaa 0
The things that happen at Walmart in the middle of the night....
So2011 4
Yup, Walmart is full of creepy people waiting to do stuff like that. Poor op.
derpster 7
i know that fact too well. not only was i conceived in a Walmart, i was also born and raised there. *shudders*
Elfkid21 19
how do u know it happened at night?
Doribella98 14
You should have said "firm grab but a wimpy looking man" and shook your head at him.
derpster 7
57- I'm said I was sorry, is that not good enough?
Jakesterk96 8
You should have told him he had an ugly shirt on. #tosh.0
monkeysareyummy 0
:(
xShannonxSammyx 7
Hey, if you've never been called ugly, good for you. I've been called ugly for the past 6 years. :|
lovepinkandzombi 0
Same :( ever since the 3rd grade
drawmesunshine 17
8, why would anyone call you ugly? You're very cute and you have lovely smile. 45, I love your picture (:
alphaskater09 9
You better shush! You are not ugly. If you want to see ugly com look at me.
sinny7684 4
You are beautiful. Whoever calls you ugly is just trying to make themselves feel better. Happy new year!!
VoteForTaco 8
-76 I don't know dude, that's a pretty nice car.
Justin23L 2
Yeah, you're a pretty sexy car.
ineslovescats 5
Saaame I get called ugly all the time. My boyfriend called me ugly once too.
ohmandapants 17
^ and yet, you're still his girlfriend. Was he joking?
chels1994 11
I've been called ugly as well but just remember that some people aren't worth worrying over. Everyone has a different look and personality that many love and some don't. Stay positive (:
TJD28 3
nah shes pretty ugly
xShannonxSammyx 7
We all have a little ugly in all of us.
KeyboardWarrior 10
141 Who are you referring to? The car?
KidCudi227 0
I've Been called ugly, fat, anything you can think of. Hopefully someday girls won't be judged based on their looks
redhead6 9
You are beautiful no matter what they say.
KailyKii 11
Words can't bring us down.
KailyKii 11
Song reference? Anyone? No? *crawls back under rock*
xShannonxSammyx 7
We are beautiful in every single way.
xShannonxSammyx 7
I accidentally double posted and it won't let me delete this comment, so here's a smiley. :)
redhead6 9
16- Amazing song. You are beautiful in every single way.
SirWrangler 5
*trollface.jpeg*
iranoutofnames 6
**** that song. So annoying.
gazzdogs 5
**** you Troll! ^
ZXDriver 0
He's an asshole, yes. You sound a little stuck up. I feel bad for the one who accidentally touches your ass and you whack them.
FranzFerdinand 18
I dunno, she did say, "grabbed"… she might not turn and smack someone if she felt something touch her ass, but when someone grabs it you know that's what they were going for, haha. To me, the guy who did it was the stuck up one. You can't just grab someone's ass in a public place like they're just yours to do whatever with, and insulting her without a second thought of how it might affect her is really douchey.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
10 - this time it was no accident.