Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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YayFlameWarz 9
The real FML is that you were shopping at Wal-Mart
candiicane 12
Gotta love Walmart.
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Comments (225)
NiyahBabiez411 3
I feel bad for you! Well It is better than a guy that is dirty!
NiyahBabiez411 3
He is just being a jerk no one should be treated that way
tydunham22 7
dont take it personally while y brother calls me ugly and fat my guy friend calls be beautiful people just have different opinions and honestly no one should be judged by their looks
vettle 6
Oh don't take him seriously. People that just grab asses like that have a lot wrong with them.
Breaker132 8
I myself think that would be a somewhat legitimate reason for a lawsuit, suggesting you really want to get him back that much. And I wouldn't take him seriously either, he shops at Wal-Mart after all ;)
killerz102 2
What reason is there for a lawsuit? I think it's incredibly stupid to be that offended by someones OPINION such as this, that you would bother for a lawsuit. Must be incredibly bitchy to do that.
Levvy 22
Do you have some kind of neurological disorder that makes you skip the first sentence of every FML, killer?
beckl 5
I would've gone crazy.
Dmbfan99 0
Maybe he grabbed you on his way to the pharmacy.
skinny_treats 6
This is when you grab his balls are twist them.
shortie916 0
Hahahah :) U G L Y.
lyskiss 10
must be a brown bagger.