Today, while riding the subway a homeless man got on asking for money. I went to give him a dollar but he refused because I was "of the Asian persuasion." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
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GoddessGlitter 13
rude. beggers ain't choosers. didn't deserve your dollar anyway
SarahSehhati 40
A dollar for you to keep. Don't spend it all in one place ;)
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Comments (66)
siggy_mcsigx 22
I know a few Vietnamese people who get a lot of anger directed toward them from old men, well groomed or homeless, that are Nam Vets. I'm not saying this is the case and it doesn't make it ok, but this does happen.
Fas4wd 13
Saved yourself a dollar. If he could afford to be picky, he was probably faking anyway.
Futacy 30
I can't help but think that guy's mind was still in Nam.
FeelingIT 10
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vikky538 29
He is not a beggar if he is a chooser
Johnatron 18
Something tells me he wasn't homeless.
jack67_fml 14
Appetsntly beggars can be choosers
PhinIt2WinIt 24
this is why I hate being Asian.. we have a bunch of stereotypes that don't even bother thinking that we aren't the same kind..
RedPillSucks 33
why the hell would that make you hate your ethnicity? people are going to find a reason to hate you no matter what so suck it up. I watched two white guys hate on each other because one was Irish and the other was Italian. they said the meanest things about each other. Don't ever let someone else's hate persuade you to deny your ethnicity.
erizonkim 17
His loss op. Beggars can't be choosers. At least you are nice enough to do that:)
amanda182 19
Beggars can't be choosers. It's his loss, but very kind of you for even offering.