Today, my best friend told me how his batshit insane girlfriend keeps questioning his sexuality and thinks we're screwing behind her back. He's so desperate for a relationship that he's decided to stop hanging out with me. Goodbye seven years of friendship. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML
Today, the guy I gave up all my social life and casual sex partner for, suddenly decided that he wants nothing to do with me sexually, and then called me "desperate" for wanting to be his friend despite that fact. Now, because of him, I'm no longer getting laid, and I have no friends. FML
Today, my best friend is completely head-over-heels for his girlfriend, has been buying her very expensive stuff and gave her the ring of compromise after 4 years of relationship. The problem is, I just found out that the girlfriend has been sexting with someone else, and is sure to dump my friend for that guy. FML
Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML
Today, my best friend announced that he has a girlfriend now and we’ll be interacting less often. When I protested, he said, “Why are you acting like this? You rejected me when I asked you to be my girlfriend and told me we were just friends, did you not?” FML
Today, I got a text from my friend of 8 years, who I talked to everyday, saying he isn’t allowed to talk to me anymore because the junkie girl he is dating doesn’t want him to talk to other girls. I’m happily married, but she doesn’t like any of his friends who are girls. FML
Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML
Today, my friend told me she managed to have sex with the guy who told me he didn’t wanna date me, or even become friends with benefits, because it would “ruin our friendship.” They’ve been friends for about two years. Apparently, her friendship with him is worth “ruining.” FML
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Top comments
Soninuva 41
Someone is way too insecure.
whatarethisss 23
His loss
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Soninuva 41
Someone is way too insecure.
ohSNAPyall 27
Two someone's... They're made for each other.
whatarethisss 23
His loss
Mpii 11
Eventhough I agree, i feel like it should have been her loss. She's the "original stupid person" if you so will. Ops friend just followed her stupidity and therefore shouldnt be the only one punished. And Op shouldn't have had to lose their friend either.
whatarethisss 23
OP deserves a friend who cares about their seven year friendship over an insecure relationship where he has to choose between OP or the relationship. Also, it will be her loss when his OPs friend leaves her after he realizes he massed a mistake or if the girlfriend keeps being insecure.
izzajaneful 24
Don't be friends with him if he came back, upset they he got taken through the ringer by a woman he thought he loved? Harsh, dude. Yeah, it's not cool that he ditched his friend. But it's also not cool to be a vengeful prick.
snipesrock 9
guys as best friends works differently than girls. best thing to do is to just wait it out, with her attitude they'll break up and then opp will have his friend back. it'll be like nothing happened and they'll joke about it later.
cheshirecat13242 32
Sorry, OP!...you guys aren't screwing... Right..?
gabismendonca2 14
Anyone who do that dont deserve a friend.
tamesenicole 27
Yep
chrisbeaudoin 26
Or he's just, wappahed
gabismendonca2 14
Yeah, I would be blame. That is a horrible act independent of the gender.
chrisbeaudoin 26
Nobody got my friends reference? Whipped? The way chandler says it? Wappah
tamesenicole 27
Well either him or her have some hang ups within themselves.
yenze 18
Or both
ThePaperDragon 31
I am sure that, in time, he will realize his mistake. Maybe you could find it in your heart to forgive him!
mclint_ 21
He's an idiot but I have a feeling when he realizes how truly crazy and insecure his girlfriend is, he'd be back.
interesting33 37
#7 completely agree
worldclassrager 41
Whomever thinks this is a YDI go away and don't come back... Is there a way he can prove to his girlfriend that it's not true? I mean then he could hang out again with you
sturschaedel 27
Yeah... Tried that with a friend of mine. I had coffee with him and the new girlfriend so that she could see for herself that there was nothing going on. She still forbid him to stay in contact with me. He called several years later that he came home from work to find her stuff missing and a note saying she moved in with her new fiancé. Crazy b*tches will stay crazy, no matter what hoops you jump through.
MonstreBelle 29
21- I will never understand crazy bitches like that. When my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend, I was happy to finally be meeting her after hearing so much about her. She has also become a good friend of mine. Not once have I thought my boyfriend was ******* her behind my back and I can't imagine having the audacity to tell him who he can and can't be friends with.
nix1993 41
I feel like its even worse that OP is a guy... She's so damn paranoid that thinks her straight boyfriend is ******* his male best friend...
interesting33 37
I feel that is really important and good that you know that about yourself and also know that you can't stop ur bf having female friends. I think that must be very hard for you but you are doing the right thing.
mads_fml 7
We have to stop calling female abusers "crazy bitches" and therefore minimizing/dismissing their effects as full-fledged mental/social/emotional abusers! This forced isolation away from the support network is like #1 on the list of abusive behaviors.
MonstreBelle 29
You know what, 71? You are totally right. If I could edit my comment, I would. From now on, I will refer to them as abusive bitches. As someone who has been in an abusive relationship, I would never want to minimize the abuse of another person. I am truly sorry that my comment came across as minimizing the abusive actions of OP's girlfriend. That was not my intention at all.
moo77_fml 20
His clearly put hoes before bros .. Oh dear
trucker2 33
Friends stand the test of time...were as most relationships don't now days, sad isn't it.