Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land face first onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather, I gave him the coat off of my back. He got up like nothing happened and sprinted away with it. Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
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marijuanasmoker4 3
He must have thought you were donating it for his trip back to Oklahoma.
Jacobt24 19
$2.00 in this economy? No wonder he stole your bike.
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marijuanasmoker4 3
He must have thought you were donating it for his trip back to Oklahoma.
YourEvilHero 12
would it have really been that hard to chase after him? bikes don't go that fast.
tsim_fml 0
13- Ok, how bout we test out your theory. Get someone you know to ride a bike around a track and you run after him/her. Video your results and post them on Youtube and tell me what it's called in a comment. Doubt you'll catch him/her.
tsume24 3
how many times did he take the money??
MagicGiraffe 12
Did you help your uncle Jack off the bike?
True_Legend 0
jack of the bike? whaaa? lol
dolphincheddar 10
you just made his day. now he can get to oklahoma and sell your bike for a ton of crack. your a kind soul sir, that poor bum can't visit his friend Fred the unicorn if it weren't for your bike
arlekin21 0
why is everyone getting their bike stolen in the last few days
UnicornHunter 12
Poor Hobo was confused, he needs bikes to go back to Oklahoma.
tsume24 3
I like how the FML was re-worded after I pointed out a flaw...no wonder my other comment got thumbed down. I said "how many times did he take the money" cuz before, it said something like "after I gave him the money, he took it". gahh.
flamegrilled123 3
he probably crashed and died a few miles down the road
dwreck69 0
Survival of the fittest!
MrHughJass 0
Was the homeless man a cop?
theaws0m3guy 4
What's with people jacking bikes in FML recently?
TheHoboWerewolf 0
Ah...the old switcheroo! XD
yourmurderscenex 13
Oklahoma is not that bad. I'm from dc, and I moved to Oklahoma almost two years ago. oh and to the guy bitching.. suck it up, life could be a lot worse. pansy.
Derpino 0
Sounds like all the "homeless" people I've meet.
kings1fan 6
The only thing I know about Oklahoma is they stole Sonics from Seattle!
hersheykisses511 18
There ours now!
Fx13mz 7
In Oklahoma? I'd believe that'll happen. I would know. it's terrible here.
lindsaysue 4
Ugh it is so hot... He should stay in florida, the weather is so much better right now.
Fx13mz 7
Yeah, I don't even go outside here. I miss LA. Oklahoma is so boring -.-.
ByteCarter97 0
have you guys seen the picture of that sign? "Satan called. He wants his weather back"
Zeek63 0
I wish we got some rain it is dry but last time I checked Washington county is not on the burn ban so that is kinda good
ReynshineCutting 10
Oklahoma isn't boring if you ride horses. It's great horse country. But that's about it.
Fx13mz 7
We don't all have the money for horses. This is a terrible state. It's hot and there's nowhere to go.
CareFace 16
And you, 40.. Seem to ride unicorns.
iSurf_fml 8
40- I have six horses and Oklahoma still sucks. If you want horses, go North where it's better to have them. Oklahoma is a place for people who don't mind being trapped with nothing to do for the rest of their lives, or people no other state wants. Fml isn't the place to defend O.K.
coltsrock37 15
if you're a tornado chaser like me you love Oklahoma
F0xyTurtle 8
Hey we got the BOk Center :)
annanutbread 0
I live in okc and I'm ready to move to California . It is awful here.
EatnBeef 7
I love here but I hate it too.
rach2010 0
I've seen that sign! lol that store always has the funniest signs!
Fx13mz 7
Anywhere is better than Oklahoma.
brie_elise4093 0
Ok I'm sorry but I kinda love Oklahoma. Go okc thunder!!!
Fx13mz 7
Go Lakers. I love saying that in front of Thunder fans lol.
Absurd101 0
53 u look more like a tennis player
kings1fan 6
GO KINGS!!!! Hate the Lakers!
Zeek63 0
The BOK center looks like a giant smashed beer can! I like it though.
Jacobt24 19
$2.00 in this economy? No wonder he stole your bike.
sxe_beast 11
^ Exactly what I was thinking. If you're going to help beggars (although you never should), don't be so cheap about it!
Jayrs93 11
I say any money helps, in this economy.
sxe_beast 11
But you're not supposed to give any money at all to panhandlers...
xXSillyLoveXx 0
55- I handle my pans quite nicely, thank you very much.
Huzzy11 0
I was thinking the same
kings1fan 6
I never give homeless people more than a dollar!
yuhizfancee 0
ha loser
ShawnzieNstuff 6
You just sat there and watched this happen? It takes a few pedals to really get going..... YDI
Iwashere12345 0
what was OP gonna do? tackle the homeless man? that would be kinda funny to see haha
Blueglasscup 18
Ahh... You should have thrown him the money from your bike.
Huzzy11 0
Actually he shouldve pushed the hobo back off the bike and took his $2 back (possibly with the rest of the money, however small)
gamerhead 3
Im wondering if he's that poor, How the F*ck did he come to Florida and not be able to travel back?
DCFan 9
shit happens.
MagicGiraffe 12
That was one crazy party...
writergirl23 19
Easy. He was a moneygrubber.
chasin_butterfli 0
There was a politician in my city that got into hot water over buying one way bus tickets to Florida and giving them to homeless people in town.
I_LOVE_CAPS 2
That sounds like a cool guy. I want to meet him. ._.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Even the hobos need Disney World. :(
smgboo 0
I dont know about that dismays
smgboo 0
damn iPhone. that was supposed to say "I don't know about that. Disneys expensive..."
OrgasmicBunnies 9
he could mug a Mickey costume from someone.
FernAdele 9
hahaa, oh dear
Livinia 11
Never trust hobos. They're crazy motherfuckers.