Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML
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Today, I took my car to the automatic wash for the first time in years. I didn’t realize you’re supposed to remember to close the sunroof. I now own a freshly-cleaned car interior, soaked seats, and one very wet, traumatized dog. FML
Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML
Today, I was washing my car, and I decided to be kind and to wash my elderly neighbor's car. As it turns out, her sunroof was open. FML
Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
Today, it was the hottest day of the year so I opened my sun roof. The hottest day of the year was followed by the biggest storm of the year. I forgot to close my sun roof and my car is now flooded. FML
Today, in order to save money, instead of going to the car wash, I decided to wash my car at home. While sponging the roof, I slipped on the soapy driveway and ended up sliding under the car, getting soaked and covered in suds. My neighbor saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective. I made this discovery when I got rained on while I was getting my car washed. FML
Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML
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clitoria 15
How do you not realize that beforehand? That's a nice gesture and all, but you should've been more careful in double-checking.
ZelmaSlayer 30
At least you were trying to do something nice. Good luck explaining it to him! F his L.
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ZelmaSlayer 30
At least you were trying to do something nice. Good luck explaining it to him! F his L.
Mauskau 36
What would've been nicer is getting humans to clean it instead, the machines can easily scratch your car.
ironmany_fml 23
well looks like the boyfriend would be gerting a surprise after all.. and not the kind op had intended for
teyyoshi 19
you really do surprise him！
yuno_gasai_fml 34
At least you where trying to be nice op :) Edit- #1 beat me to it
sdroze1389 31
were
KayDee29 31
At least it's just water! I'm sure he will appreciate the thought OP :)
BoeingAirbus 4
No, I really think he won't, especially since it's a new car.
KayDee29 31
Sheesh. So much for trying to be nice to OP. I'm sure she feels awful about it already, why should we all be so quick to remind her?
Cads1 24
Because some times a person does not really understand just how foolish the act was unless you remind them over and over again.
Michaelaarnett 22
That would make me cry if my girlfriend was so forgetful. Be prepared for the smell of mold and other things. F his L. Not yours.
kozzard 17
A simple shop vac can get most of the water out, and assuming the weather where op is is nice by having the sun roof open, leave the windows open for a bit to let what the shop vac wasn't able to get dry without moldy or mildewy smells building up
randomname98 22
A shop vac worked wonders for my car. The seals on the doors leak, so when my grandpa gave me the car, I had to vacuum 2-3 gallons of water out of it.
rodeo302 13
when I shampoo the interior of my cat I user a bucket of soapy water and a shop vac instead of renting one if you do it right you can get it all out then an old towel for the edges and what not .
clitoria 15
How do you not realize that beforehand? That's a nice gesture and all, but you should've been more careful in double-checking.
dakotaabriannee 14
F*** His Life!
salyhahaha 13
*facepalm*
MrsPegg 45
That gives a whole new meaning to sparkling new interior.
SubparAtBest 23
it wasn't sunny enough was it..
nonsensical 26
It was too sunny, that she wanted it to rain inside
keiNan_fml 35
now you gonna get one.