Anonymous
United States
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Thanks for telling me
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Anonymous
Colchester, United Kingdom
Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML
dadadoo
United States
Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
NYC public transport
Today, there was a pretty girl sitting near me on the train home. I thought about asking for her number., but instead a drunk nitwit decided to wander around the car and came very close to touching her. She got up and moved to the other end, while I had to deal with a belligerent hobo who was now intent on fighting me. FML
Anonymous
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
InPain
The joys of public transport
Today, while riding the train, some druggie got into a dispute with some random passengers. Even though I didn't even look at them fighting, he decided I was a threat and punched me, a pregnant woman, and some bikers. Now I've got a black eye. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Anonymous
Public transport FTW
Today, I was riding the subway home after a long shift at hospital. I accidentally made eye contact with a sketchy dude for a split second. He launched a wide spray of spit at me. At least I was wearing scrubs. FML
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m311 6
bite him back
Sonfang 19
...And so begins the zombie invasion!
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m311 6
bite him back
MonetVousAime 0
Yeah!!! Bite the deranged homeless person back, then tell us what he/she does to you next. :D (My money is on the hobo.)
turtle4938 0
bite him on the back?
KingDingALing 9
Biting a hobo is the equivilent of licking the toilet seat in a public restroom.
GiggidyPants 0
just pat him on the head and feed him sugar cubes from the hand
flammenhund 4
Homeless zombies D:
WeeGee_fml 0
no don't bite back he bit you cause he's a radioactive hobo. He gave you super powers! I'm not sure what powers that gives you but I'm sure of what the commissioner will use to notify you of trouble. throw loose change at the villains. lol but in all seriousness I know someone who was bit by a hobo so fyl
Popsiclese 0
145, your profile picture is the background on my iPod.
MzKylz 0
nomnom
thimovw 4
Must be hungry then D:
xiaoxaio 5
night of the living homeless
rattusrattus 19
Its how it spreads, people.
ryanst 7
It starts with the homeless..
r00stersauce 0
Great zombie apocalypse here we come.
Katy326 10
ZOMBIES!!
generalmalaise 14
And so it begins...
KVloveBC 0
no! lick him!
RachelBerry_fml 5
mmmmm...dirt ;)
bassplayer27 0
get yo rabies shot
c8750 2
lol & agreed
tktom7 6
what about super aids?
crksNcstls503 0
wtf that's too random..
selene1_fml 0
You should go to the doctor to get checked for rabies!!!
BoredomKillsinc 0
seriously...
Ariasmake_1 0
I don't understand how you can possible allow anyone to invade your personal space enough for him to bite you without you reacting?
Person1233 13
The homeless are not your average ordinary person. They can move at the speed of light and shoot lazers from their eyes! However, when it comes to finding a job, they intimidate too many people and must resort to using the "homeless" disguise once they are fired. I knew a guy...
Ariasmake_1 0
thanks for clearing that up. lol I learn something new every day.
c8750 2
FML does wonders for educating people. Not sure if I would trust all I learn here though. Lol
omerthebomber 4
best comment ever
quin01 0
best comment eva
ciaogirl 0
This comment just made my day.
bfflrhea 0
lol
mrahhhhh 21
Human, the other white meat... or Asian, Hispanic, African, or other, or any combination of the above.
stronghand0331 17
I, for one, enjoy a nice Swedish human. They taste of strudel and weinerschnitzel. Nothing cheers me up more than a piping hot Sweed.
einauglein 0
Those are Austrian foods, not Swedish.
stronghand0331 17
Ah yes, but still European.
usalover03 0
epic fail lady !!
7rafe7 0
okay seriously you were obviously bitten by someone infected with the zombie virus, its the only way.
Sonfang 19
I agree we need to stock up and prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse!
beeffyboy 0
its salona!!!!! everyone. hide
hammie27 3
oh no! it's finally begun! good thing I have a zombie outbreak survival plan...and my handy dandy survival guide!
Sonfang 19
Me too! I <3 my zombie survival guide! It has a lot of useful information!