Today, while riding the subway a homeless man got on asking for money. I went to give him a dollar but he refused because I was "of the Asian persuasion." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
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GoddessGlitter 13
rude. beggers ain't choosers. didn't deserve your dollar anyway
SarahSehhati 40
A dollar for you to keep. Don't spend it all in one place ;)
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Comments (66)
CandyApple88 13
Can't have been that desperate for money if he didn't want your dollar. I say non-genuine homeless. Many like that in Australia including well groomed chain smokers. There are real homeless, who are grateful to receive food. That's the test - don't give them money, give them food.
Dean__Winchester 16
I'd throw a fortune cookie at his face with a fortune that says "You will not get sympathy with that attitude"
Relax70 1
People in the world never cease to astound me. Reminds me of a case in the old Apartheid South Africa where a drowning woman refused help from a black man.
T1A2Z3 35
Are you supprised he's homeless? Probably is unhirable because he was rude to coworkers and management