Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML
Today, after I got a cat to help with my anxiety, it turns out he also has anxiety. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
Today, I awoke to my cat sitting on my chest. That wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't tried to get her off. She promptly went crazy and scratched me. My fiancée, who was sleeping next to me, hit me, called me cruel, and told me to apologize to the cat. I did. FML
Today, I disciplined my cat for meowing too loudly in my apartment and disturbing neighbors by picking her up by the scruff. She then proceeded to scratch the ever living crap out of my hand, now it looks like Wolverine got a hold of me. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet. As the vet reached to examine him, he hissed, then clawed me instead, and then ran straight into a wall. Now we’re both sitting at the vet's, scowling and injured. FML
Today, I had to watch my drunk girlfriend yell at a cat for not having periods. The worst part is that she was at a pet store. The pet store at which I work. FML
Today, my school brought in therapy dogs to help with stress. I was attacked by one of them. FML
Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML
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hopelessefforts 9
That must be awkward in bed if you know what I mean
perdix 31
#2, did you read the whole story? It's a fear of cats, not dogs.
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Comments (87)
hopelessefforts 9
That must be awkward in bed if you know what I mean
thatkidhesh 11
glad you're getting therapy for it. can't continue going through life being afraid of *******.
Damian95 16
Come on meow it can't be that bad.
LowLifeLoser001 5
Nice
hannahisthewin 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Bitch
Anumayis 34
yeah. bitch. no sympathy for her here.
perdix 31
#2, did you read the whole story? It's a fear of cats, not dogs.
timss4 19
Definitely was about to comment the same way
perdix 31
At least she didn't call you a pussy. . . reeeeer! (Sorry, did that scare you?)
jipster 11
Throw a show at her.
iloveCS8 11
#69 I bet your picture would scare the shit out of OP
Chellybelly92 14
It's kinda funny and at the same time very immature of her. Glad you're getting help though. It should get better.
JFloUnknown 24
Meow that sounded like the purrfect time to mess with you to me.
hessel 13
bark at her. if she is that a good actor, than she will run away
cuppycakeslove 20
I don't blame you, cats are furry demons
Nordrag 26
One does not simply speak ill of cats on the Internet. But, for the record, I agree with you.
kee_breezy32 34
your girlfriends weird I'm assuming .
kee_breezy32 34
why do people disagree with me about her being weird?
Thatgirl299 15
#79 *facepalms*
Kat7595 10
You should find out what she's afraid of.
brebabee793 13
maybe you need a new support system.