Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
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bevsta 7
Woah what a bitch!
NeverShoutDana 13
You have an intense mom
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Comments (120)
XoXoKaylynXoXo 5
Slightly frightening..... The silent ones are always the most dangerous when they're mad.
chronicxxl 0
lol you call yourself a badass? lawlrofllmaolmfaoltmq!!!!
ItsApril 0
Wow, what a bitch!
screamo_neve 12
Well I have 2 things to say to this: FYL for if you were to get in a wreck or something serious like that; YDI for arguing with your mom in the first place. Some people have no respect for authority these days.
stoptrying 9
Being a parent doesn't make you always right, nor does it make you an authority figure. Pull your head out of your ignorant ass and get off the internet.
screamo_neve 12
Okay, I didn't say parents are always right, now did I? Stop talking to me like a ******* kid. Even if parents aren't right, you still need to respect them. Whether or not you do makes no difference to me. But when your kids start disrespecting you, I hope you have your head stuck in your ass. And I'm not the only one on here saying this shit so don't come and gang up on me bitch.
fthku 13
#54, you're the one that seems like a child to me. You didn't say parents are always right, but on the other hand you said OP deserves it for arguing with her mom. Just what the **** do you know about their argument that you say that? Also, who ganged up on you? your entire comment makes you appear as a 5 year old.
Person1233 13
Arguing doesn't exactly mean lack of respect. It's not normal for a teenager to sit back and not challenge what they believe is wrong. At that age, they can no longer just listen and believe whatever their parents say. It can be perfectly healthy for parents and teenagers to not agree, but it's when OP's mom puts the OP's life in danger that it becomes unhealthy. That is, assuming the OP is a teen.
itsallgoodintheh 0
Shut up.
screamo_neve 12
#64: for the record, you're saying what I was saying. You say the teen deserved it. I wouldn't necessarily turn the airbag off in front of my teen though. There are other ways of discipline for kids and teens. So **** off. #83: I do agree, and thank you for not being such a bitch as the others. It is normal for teens to argue with their parents. But when I completely disrespected mine, I was kicked out and in trouble with the law for 4 years. When I realized what I had done my parents still welcomed me with open arms and now I'm with them and yes we still argue, but I don't go off behind their backs and shit nor talk to them how a teen not ought to talk to their parents. As for the rest of you, **** off.
je_suis_fml 11
99- if we were in a car right now... your airbag would soooo be turned off in this moment.
screamo_neve 12
#111: I hope you get hit by a car.
plasticfork 4
Since we've all come to the conclusion that merely arguing with one's parents is not the same as disrespecting them, nothing in OP's post suggests that he was disrespecting his mother, and to automatically take the mother's side when you know nothing about their argument seems presumptuous to me.
mortii 0
thats the best FML I have ever read!
JESSiCAA321 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lukotheboss2 0
LOL ******* WIN
tstevenson 0
Wow u were a bitch to mother
minaza79 0
Can u say mommy dearest
chosha_fml 27
#61 They are much, MUCH, less likely to kill you, though. And it's an FML because OP has the kind of mother who would passive aggressively indicate that she doesn't care if her child dies in a car accident, over some argument.
Chelgleek 7
I don't get it!