Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
Today, my mother and I almost got driven off the highway by an SUV because we couldn't speed more than we were already. She had a major car accident by a drunk driver in the past, and she was inconsolable after this. We weren't able to get their license plate. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I spent hours arguing with my mother, who claimed I shouldn't make a three-hour drive because I wouldn't be able to concentrate for that long. I argued that I was a perfectly capable driver, and left. In the last two minutes of the journey, I hit a van, and messed up the front of my car. FML
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_mystique_ 0
YDI FOR NOT LISTENING!!!
IxIBAZIxI 2
You deserved it, doesn't matter if you're 17 driving a Bentley which isn't even yours is retarded regardless.
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Comments (280)
_mystique_ 0
YDI FOR NOT LISTENING!!!
queencitystoner 0
haha ya ydi but I can say I've been there, used to take the parents half ton joy riding when I was thirteen, until I got hung up on a snowbank. lesson learned my friend.
libertarian 0
ydi for thinking your life could suck when you own a bentley
makemeasandwich 0
what does being 17 have to do with not listening to your mom?
KupkakeKitten 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
#18. ummm, everything? teenagers hav no common sense....
jkurtz87 0
burn
makemeasandwich 0
#22 - that shouldn't be an excuse
PieInTheSky24 0
as soon as I read that there was a woman in an SUV, I knew something bad was going to happen.
FFML_314 12
Of course you did, because it had already been stated that something bad had happened. Idiot.
matrasveer 1
33 - ZIIING!! Op fyl for having a bentley. I pity you
Raiden353 0
#30 - What did you think he was going to say? "I took my mom's Bently out and nothing bad happened. It was awesome and she never found out"? You are an idiot.
nacuoydaersiht 0
So are you, 45.
imlagginglol 0
YDI for lying. Name the brand of the coupe but the SUV is just an SUV?
alliewillie 22
YtotallyDI. "being 17, I didn't listen." You're one of those people that always has an excuse every time you exercise your stupidity, aren't you.
Rangant 7
"being 17 I didn't listen"... no because ur a moron u didn't listen, I'm 18 and if my parents told me not to drive their car I would actually listen to them.
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
OP you guys must be loaded to have a bently & an SUV.
JuliaM1000 10
Your moms an idiot 4 not bing careful and u need to look over your shoulder
duckie227 22
dear mother of the bentley; it is very obvious YOU wrote this FML. why? because what teenager would say 'being 17, I didn't listen'. get off FML and go fix your gas guzzling suv and sell whats left of your bentley. ps don't come home early...let ur kids have some well deserved time away from you. learn a lesson
987_AMP 0
47 - I lol'd @ your pic haha
NicoleMorganX3 0
it doesn't
nishant5456 0
your screwed man, but ydi for not listening.
TheJaQ 0
There goes your college fund! Though I doubt you're smart enough to get in anyway. YDI for being an asshat and your mom deserves it for leaving her keys at home while she left.
YDImate 0
Oo hi mum i was jst puttin the car on the lawn so i could wash it??
Maflagulator 1
You could have said: "Oh, I took it out of the garage to wash it....ya know!!" If she ran into you it would legally be her fault or not maintaining control of her vehicle.
mfmylifesrsly 30
70 - I hope you're joking.
mfmylifesrsly 30
103 - I doubt it went that way. if I saw my kid driving my car I wouldn't be like "oh let me crash into my car so he can pay for it!"
Bag3l 0
I ******* hate women in SUV's. It's a problem waiting to happen... on wheels.
Slappyzezima 0
this sounds like an average teenager bored with his middle class life decided to daydream about what it would be like if he was rich and had a bently and thought about all of the possible good/bad stuff that could happen to him then decided to post his daydream on FML to make it one step closer to reality by making other people believe that it was true.
iSitt 0
I'd rather have a Subaru and spend the extra cash making a man cave.
steph8608 0
obviously not middle class if his family owns a bentley...
ucofresh 4
70, you're an idiot. We own 2 gas guzzling SUV's!!! Oh no!
pohkerfayce 0
busted.
daniero 0
I have common sense
kerby8888 2
ydi for blaming your bad listening skillz on being 17
vanilla2u 5
lmao you are totally right no teenager would say "Me being 17 i didnt listen". That's like saying "me being 15 had sex"
dezzyfknbanana 0
ahah, that was dumb xP I agree with #1
missjay23 0
biggest dumbass of life!!!!
Imsosexayyy 0
being 17? don't blame it on your age, blame it on your inability to listen.
Anaxes 5
#70 - "let ur kids have some well deserved time away from you. learn a lesson" So she should stay at work because the children deserve the right to the house?
awkwardepicfail 0
FYML For not knowing how to drive and for now having a busted up Bentley.
xcl0wdx 0
#30 = WIN
itzaremix 0
dumbass I'm 17 and I wouldn't be stupid enough to even take out my moms car if it was a bently...
Unbannedban 0
haha I hope your mom **** slapped you
kaegomay12 17
i know did she make u pay 4 damage YDI WHEN IM 17 I WILL LISTEN
Wimoweh 10
70, you're a dumbass.
Mirorbo 27
Ah, such wonderful timing, isn't it, darling?
lemonlife 0
oh you poor baby I pity you for having a bentley how ever will you survive
El_patron 0
^ win
m0tl3ycru3qwr 0
i pressed YDI after reading the first line
IxIBAZIxI 2
You deserved it, doesn't matter if you're 17 driving a Bentley which isn't even yours is retarded regardless.
lunar999 23
Ye i like how OP said "because i'm 17" like it's some sort of excuse or validation.
monnanon 14
why does this feel like it was written by OP's mum as an unusual form of punishment. Must be the "being 17, I didn't listen." line lol
scenekid1119 0
lmao I can see that too XD
1personinthiswor 0
Totally what happened. lol
amazinggbaby 2
Yeah that's what I was feeling while reading it too haha
solecism 0
good call!
lolpwnagelol 0
I was going to comment saying the same thing!
Nutz321 0
Huh, makes sense. I didn't even spot that at first.
dharmistha 0
ydi but you are pretty damn lucky that you didn't get injured
Cadillac_kid_15 27
It's a Bentley. Bentleys are safe
FFML_314 12
**** your moms life. She was trying to hit the neighbor when your dumbass got in the way! Now, not only does she have to deal with 2 busted up vehicles and an idiotic child, but she still has to live with her naked, yoga master of a neighbor.
catsareahmazing 0
Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh! Chortlechortlechortle! *sarcasm
triggerit 5
lol...
penguinazul 13
Chortle sounds like it should be Squirtle and Wartortle's cousin.
SomePeoplesChild 0
double-jointed yoga master lol.
sandrew17 0
hahaha nice
MetalFish 0
^^^ Epic amounts of love for #143
catalystics 2
shoulda had a v8
Efilyn 0
'Being 17' is no excuse. Trust me, I have evidence. *points to this FML*
makemeasandwich 0
i agree.
Graawr 7
Ydi your mom must've been testing you if you'll obey her. But when you didn't she "accidentaly" hit you. ;3
lickmyjock 0
don't make me accidentally ram into your backend.
FFML_314 12
She's a child and you're a disgusting creeper. Nobody wants to, "lick your jock." Nobody wants to date you over FML. I can already tell by your cheesy pick up lines that you're not very smooth, but you're not some hideous troll, so it's safe to assume you're also a complete and total creep in real life. Please, get off the internet, stop trolling for kiddos and find yourself a real nice blow up doll, because the future is not looking very bright for you. Stalking girls on the internet will land you a great roll on, "To catch a Predator." I hear Chris Hansen is very nice.
Phustercluck 11
Cmon, it says right in his profile that he's a "swell guy."
knibbsy 4
I see a wedding ring and a mustache on lickmyjock. Being married and saying that is bad enough. Having a mustache while being alive is bad enough. A married guy with a mustache? You make Geraldo Rivera look like a class act.
FFML_314 12
He's swell alright.
Phustercluck 11
That's not a wedding ring, it's obviously a purity ring. He's saving himself for Graawr.
FFML_314 12
Good catch on the wedding ring.
knibbsy 4
I don't care if it's a ******* **** ring, the man has a mustache. A MUSTACHE. Some old Italian men can pull off a mustache. No one under the age of 60 can. At his age, he should be imprisoned for rocking a stache, and forced to give mustache rides to every overweight inmate after said inmates finish playing football.
FFML_314 12
He doesn't look like the kind of guy, to put up a big fight. He probably hands out mustache rides on Sundays, when the 60 year old bus drivers have a day off.
knibbsy 4
FFML, there is no comma after guy. Anyway, based on the margarita he's drinking in collaboration with everything else, he probably IS the bus the old men drive.
Phustercluck 11
Doesn't look like it'd be an enjoyable ride, his 'stache is pretty lame.
FFML_314 12
I know. I didn't notice in time to correct it though. I have a terrible mental image and I should leave.
Spastastic 6
...knibbsy, did you have a traumatic experience with a mustache as a child or something?
TyIsGeek 0
rather mom than anyone else.