Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
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Top comments
bevsta 7
Woah what a bitch!
NeverShoutDana 13
You have an intense mom
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Comments (120)
Glitch333 0
Mother of the year right there
sakforduc 0
put all the negative feedbacks you want but I'm just curious to know how someone can turn off an airbag lol
roadkill223 0
Some cars and trucks have that option. Usually vehicles without back seats.
joanikens 18
Your mom is a little crazzzzyyyy
tj4234 36
how in the name of the almighty **** do you switch off an airbag?
kaykay20 0
No matter how mad you get at your children you never put them at risk like that. Your mom in that moment fails as a caring parent.
smashgrab 0
I'm sorry, and I know people will hate me for this, but I love that she did that! Too funny! I would never do that with my daughter, but still, it made me laugh!
Djred160 1
Your mom is an ass .... But in that cool/funny type of way .. Ydi for fussing with your mom
JBsGirlee 7
I would have crawled into the back right behind her and kicked her seat no matter how many times she said stop lol
2112mike 4
You can't turn an airbag off...
ageier7 10
it all depends on the car. some cars really do have a place for the key to turn it on and off and some also have a sensor in the seat to only have it on when someone is sitting there.