Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
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bevsta 7
Woah what a bitch!
NeverShoutDana 13
You have an intense mom
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Comments (120)
unluckiestperson_fml 14
That's pretty chilling.
morejuana 0
thats awesome, sounds like something my mom would do
NomOnShroomz 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Was the argument about how airbags kill more people then they save? Because that's totally true, trust me, I've done some testing.
XoXoKaylynXoXo 5
You've tested it? Like you've killed people with airbags? Sounds like a fun profession, I'm in.
NomOnShroomz 14
Fine, you're hired. Just know that it's minimum wage but most people don't do it for the money.
deviable 9
That's a myth. Some people might be killed by airbags, but far more die from not having airbags.
bizarre_ftw 22
1) I think it's the seat belt + height and other variables you aren't considering that's messing with your data 2) yay!!!!! Killing people for money!!!!!! Now I can turn my hobby into my career!!!! :D the American dream ^_^
ilikeapplejuice 7
At least you made it out alive?
bizarre_ftw 22
Actually no, she wrote this on her phone 2 seconds after the fact, her mom then ran into a tree 3 seconds after. This was her dying deceleration, the mom's currently in court for man 1. ^_^
Miguelito1582 0
Actually, airbags kill 5% of the people who use them... 5% does NOT equal more than 95%. Also, there's a tingling sensation in my anus.
lawlwhut 5
Pics or it didn't happen
ejjamael 5
lol
SpeakingMyMind 0
26 - it happened, trust me (;
bizarre_ftw 22
I don't know who you are. I didn't bother to read your comment. I saw your pic. NIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *thumbs up* *cheers* *obnoxious laugh* ^_^
bizarre_ftw 22
I bothered to read your comment. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gasps for breath*...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD very nice ^_^
miami_bb6 0
I have to remember to do this next time some one I dont like asks for a ride lol
WCARlover 35
Oh wow she's serious...seriously psychotic
bizarre_ftw 22
I'm also guessing she had a few too many?
The_Voytek_Bear 14
I imagined that in my Fiat... pressing trip computer buttons 3 times wouldn't be that dramatic...
wonder_wizard 10
That's terrifying!
Marquelle53 0
Your picture is terrifying!!!
Stealthed 8
Is that your final answer? Or would you like to phone a friend?..