Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
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bevsta 7
Woah what a bitch!
NeverShoutDana 13
You have an intense mom
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Comments (120)
ickyboo18 0
#103 in some cars u can because my uncles truck has that(:
baby4mommy 27
There is no feature to turn off an airbag in any North American or EU vehicles. There are just gullible people who believe that there is. A mechanic can disable an airbag but faces large fines and possible jail time if he releases it to the owner with the inspection sticker. there is No Way to turn off the Air Bag from the driver side as you would turn off the radio.
GamerMaster2041 12
take the keys out and walk out of the car and throw them away
deviable 9
Wow. Just wow. Your mother is cruel and unfit to be a parent. If she does it again you should call the police.
philly215 0
Hey, I'm a Mom and you guys take us to that point!! It's funny to me because I understand....
deviable 9
You'd put you child in serious danger because you're angry at them? That is NOT good parenting.
carlos12 0
Well at least you still have your seat belt. Be glad she didn't ripped it off. XD
bizarre_ftw 22
Call the cops