Bigpoppa0507
Canada
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
marie
San Jose, United States
Gamers rise up
Today, after a stressful day at work, I just wanted to go home and play video games. And then I broke my thumb. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
BarryShitpeas
Cranbrook, United Kingdom
Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
eiregal2
Cork, Ireland
Butterfingers
Today, I somehow managed to slice open my thumb. The dangerous weapon that caused this to happen? Velcro. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML
WolfsScar
Lincoln, United States
Be careful, please!
Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
How many cans did I have last night?
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
opposableouch
United Kingdom
Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML
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crabbyabby718 0
That takes skill
DocBastard 40
Clearly "playing with bubble wrap" is a euphemism for masturbation. Be more careful next time, big boy.
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Comments (157)
Capt_Oblivious 10
Bubble wrap to extreme for you? Try something less strenuous, like maybe drooling on yourself. Less like to get hurt soo bad, huh cupcake?
Capt_Oblivious 10
Opposable Penis
Legendslayer222 26
I'm not sure, you could probably drown in a puddle of your drool.
phoebe333 2
That takes talent!!
Capt_Oblivious 10
Damn wrong comment reply.
Emzixxx 0
What does op mean??
R00ST3R 12
original poster
Emzixxx 0
Tks
Graceanne2271 0
I'm jealous
tehzilla 12
Dang. Drink some milk.
bubo_fml 11
Use another appendage & your imagination to choose which one to use...
Legendslayer222 26
Ew what? Are you suggesting he tries to pop it with his feet? How unhygienic.
bubo_fml 11
Tension sheet, a la "Red Dwarf!"
Feklfekl2222 32
Amazing reference
serey2310 7
Thats pretty sympathetic if you were a child
jerico616 14
Just how in the Hell do you achieve that????
ArM16 0
Epic fail