eiregal2
Cork, Ireland
Butterfingers
Today, I somehow managed to slice open my thumb. The dangerous weapon that caused this to happen? Velcro. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Put it away
Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
sorethumb
Bookham, United Kingdom
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
sashimi9999
Salinas, United States
Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
caitywebbkid
Perth, Australia
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Anonymous
Unites States
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Anonymous
Foreshadowing
Today, I sliced my finger open on a blender while removing a sticker that said, “Sharp blade, remove carefully”. I wouldn’t have gone near the blade if it weren’t for the stupid warning sticker that needed to be removed to use it. FML
Bigpoppa0507
Canada
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
How many cans did I have last night?
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You were lulled into a false sense of security by the innocuous-sounding brand name. If you used the generic term, hook-and-loop tape, you'd have been more careful. Hooks, man, motherfuckin hooks!!! You think Peter Pan would be scared of Captain Velcro?
Amy78_fml 11
I feel ya. I poked myself in the eye with a paper bag one time and had to use eye drops for a week.
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Amy78_fml 11
I feel ya. I poked myself in the eye with a paper bag one time and had to use eye drops for a week.
RichardPencil 32
You were lulled into a false sense of security by the innocuous-sounding brand name. If you used the generic term, hook-and-loop tape, you'd have been more careful. Hooks, man, motherfuckin hooks!!! You think Peter Pan would be scared of Captain Velcro?
ojoRojo 27
I can relate...I once sliced my thumb open taking the “pull tab” lid off a soup can and had to go get a tetanus shot haha