Today, I met my fiancée's parents for the first time. Her dad was telling me how he's not rich but not poor either. I replied, "Well, as long as you're not a garbage man!" Guess what his profession is. FML
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Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, my fiancé paid a visit to my parents so he could ask my dad's permission to marry me. My dad responded with, "Why buy the cow when you can milk it for free?" FML
Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend home to meet my family. The first thing my mom said to him was, “Oh, you can do so much better. Like a paint huffer or a crack whore.” She was serious, and my entire family nodded in agreement. FML
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FFML_314 12
The woman you're about to marry never told you what her father did for a living?
cn5692 0
Got to Watchl what you say.
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cn5692 0
Got to Watchl what you say.
rushiee 0
this is why you think before you speak just a friendly word of advice (:
Sheepish 0
It's funny because he's a laywer and he sued his son-in-law.
deliciouscake 3
guess? is he a... mailman?
suppressed08 2
The OP should use his 'verbal filter'!
KaarmaaBiitchzz 0
ohhh this is so funny!!! :) but what is wrong with garbage man? they get good money doing it!!! I'd rather do that than whipe some old people in an hospital!
the_flirtt 0
24 you make a good point.
caliangel 0
I agree. But how is it that he didn't know what his fiancé's dad does? sheesh. Don't they ever talk? I figure they'd have to talk about their parents sometime.
Anaxes 5
"Today, I met my fiancée's parents for the first time." It's not like what each other's parents do are at the top of every couples list.
Jessi2487 0
is he a construction worker? a dog catcher? an alien photographer? a prison guard? is he a test subject for cosmetics...? he's cool.
EmmyGrangerDC 0
Garbage men get paid well because their job is so disgusting. So, yeah, THINK before you talk. Dumb butt.
HaxivX 0
YDI for talking trash
Tora_Chan 0
hahaha. talking TRASH. hehe.
Mumbellosity711 0
torachan..you...just...made me la...ctose intolerant.
acccccccc 1
96 hehe thas funny :D
mayumm 0
I bet half the people who disliked this are garbage men hahaha
taytoc 10
Wait so u guys are gettin married and u just now met there parents?
Valentina_Baby 7
eeeee that sucks lol
kingghidorah 10
just a little bit ;)
cole86 0
juuuuust maybe
flighted 1
Who says that?!
Young4ev3r 0
join his profession? x) lol
chinosurferchick 5
maybe you should have figured out where we works before insulting careers. :)
bsalway1212 0
he's engaged to the guys daughter should he know his future wifes family enough to know that?
metal8214 0
garbage is his proud profession then
cali_swagg408 0
a garbage man?! did I get it?!!
yellowdaisy92 0
why would u say that..thats stupid
kaegomay12 17
i agree with you, its quite a silly thing to say
logical_guy 0
least you can take this lesson with you from now on... now walk away with your tail between your legs..
FFML_314 12
The woman you're about to marry never told you what her father did for a living?
banananut 0
exactly. that's really really strange. we've only been dating a month and i already know what my boyfriend's parents do for a living.
tooGee24 0
hey the only one to blame here is the daughter, I'm guessing she must have been too embarassed to say wat her fathers profession was.
ohthebloodygore 16
26, son not daughter.
ohthebloodygore 16
Wait, I'm confused. Why does it say boy but say fiancée? :l
ohthebloodygore 16
*slow moment* Got it, never-mind.
ohthebloodygore 16
Thanks Bianca! :)
Chrisskiies 0
^fail precious haha xD
ohthebloodygore 16
Chris, you fail for not capitalising my name. Thank you very much!
Chrisskiies 0
precious I never capitalize your name, especially when I'm drunk lol.
FFML_314 12
You all fail. Get off my comment, bitches.
ohthebloodygore 16
I hate the comment bug. I said: Bianca, not that I'm against you, but no. The only thing he calls me beside my name is 'the wicked witch of the west'. I highly doubt that transformed to the sweet calling of precious. :P He always fails; he just won't admit it. Aria, you're an idiot. Don't call me a bitch! Lmfao. How rude.
Chrisskiies 0
grr stupid comment bug air shut it Bianca - no shut it :p I still stand by my original comment haha :)(: Precious*- I never capitalize your name really sheesh shows how much attention you don't pay to our convos, once again!!
ohthebloodygore 16
Chris, you just capitalised my name while stating you don't. Good job little buddy! You fail, again. Contradicting yourself. :P
Chrisskiies 0
precious- stipulate lying to everyone!! I've called you alot of different names lol ok ok I'll be nice this once :p Preciosa wicked bruja española de Inglaterra :D lol
ohthebloodygore 16
Bianca, it does. :P I'm a bitch. How is bitch a term of endearment? O_o
Chrisskiies 0
yfg precious do you not see the asterisk correcting it just to please you?!? jeez learn to pay attention for once lol
FFML_314 12
Who's air? Precious, OK OK. I still love you. The other bitches can go though.
Chrisskiies 0
Bianca, Shut It. Lmfao :PPppppPpppp precious/Preciosa- no you're not a bitch, just troubled, somewhat.
Chrisskiies 0
Bianca- make me! only way I shut it is when I sleep, sometimes seeing as I sleep talk, or drink n eat otherwise never! lol oh and I have a bone to pick with you Bianca >=|
ohthebloodygore 16
Puto error comentario. I said: @ Bianca, I get what you mean about the bitch thing. Bitch. :) @ Chris, I am not troubled. @ Aria, I love you too! @ everybody, you bitches! :]
FFML_314 12
*Blushes like a little school girl*
ohthebloodygore 16
All right, you bitches. We should stop being threadjackers. Move along, bitches. See what you started, bitch? Bitch and idiot are my new words. :]
Chrisskiies 0
Preciosa callese haha Bianca- your profile is too log to read lol
Chrisskiies 0
Not lazy Bianca I'm buzzing now lol
FFML_314 12
I use bitch, because people find it offensive. It's my virtual weapon. Muahahaha.
victoria114 6
Wow you are a total idiot , just like seriously, stfu, the world doesn't have the tolerance for people with attitudes like you
victoria114 6
You are extremely annoying and you are a bitch not us
DerrickJames 33
Idiots. Idiots everywhere!
mightymart 5
thats what you get for being a stereotyping prick!