Bigpoppa0507
Canada
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
marie
San Jose, United States
Gamers rise up
Today, after a stressful day at work, I just wanted to go home and play video games. And then I broke my thumb. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
BarryShitpeas
Cranbrook, United Kingdom
Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
eiregal2
Cork, Ireland
Butterfingers
Today, I somehow managed to slice open my thumb. The dangerous weapon that caused this to happen? Velcro. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML
WolfsScar
Lincoln, United States
Be careful, please!
Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
How many cans did I have last night?
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
opposableouch
United Kingdom
Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML
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crabbyabby718 0
That takes skill
DocBastard 40
Clearly "playing with bubble wrap" is a euphemism for masturbation. Be more careful next time, big boy.
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Comments (157)
stupidpollock 4
Fail!
slapshot11 0
What a champ!!!
FarSide 23
What a chump.
daydreamer244 13
fail.
someone234 5
got a bit excited i guess...
WhySoSerious_93 1
It takes a special kind of stupid to do that...
khaya 9
Natural selection has never been more justified.
goodbad 4
What and how Ps 94 th
FatMan23 10
That's what u get for being canadian
k_saenz78 1
don't you have free health care anyways?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Seriously? For one, you're missing the point. Two, it's not necessarily free.
brianjman14 23
How the **** did you do that?