Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML
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IchigoCat 0
Obviously she's not even worth the 65 bucks
perdix 31
Now that you know your girlfriend is a *****, you need to get your unit tested thoroughly. You have no idea what else boyfriend #2 is dipping his dick into while you are renting your girlfriend's pussy.
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Comments (94)
FritoLovesYou 0
YDI for skipping class.
pancakes_n_syrup 0
Agreed. Judging by the grammar and typing in his sentence - he needs it
suaveneanderthal 0
sounds like she's been testing a few units too
atty11 0
there's nothing wrong with the grammar and typing.
mohlee 0
ikr ? someone needs to go back to engrish class.
Rejectofsociety9 0
#21, that made my day (:
azn_pridee69 0
wow fyl op. i dont get why ppl cud do tht to someone...pisses me off -__-. but ydi for skipping classes and spending money. like other ppl commented..high school relationships almost nvr work. :/
gracevet88 0
Shut up u freaking teacher
IchigoCat 0
Obviously she's not even worth the 65 bucks
Ruin11thHour 0
She's not even worth 1 cent!
avoidthegirl 6
Hahaha oh high school romance. YDI for being in a LDR, skipping class, spending that much money on a damn cab, etc.
Tamara2011 0
Ok come on now we all know high school romances aren't worth what they seem to be come on skipping school a girl cant be more than school i know it sucks but in the end school will help you become rich then you can buy love :)
TheLetterZero 7
School can also teach you how to use punctuation. (HINT HINT)
t3resa 0
:)
jh012 0
you deserve it for being in your senior year and not having a car. no wonder she left you
Rhaegar 0
I didn't have a car as a senior. I'm in college and still don't have a license. It hasn't been an issue yet.
claudia19801811 14
Not everyone is as spoilt as you.
john_cena_fml 0
You totally deserve it. Couldn't the trip have waited until after school? If your girlfriend didn't understand that you graduating high school is a little more important than her, she's a bitch.
youKnowBetter 0
I believe that her dating someone else at the same time as him, is what makes her a bitch in this case.
Shadic 0
How about "She's a bitch because she was cheating on him?" Christ people, way to miss the point.
mattgreen14 0
Heartily agreed, not worth anything. I feel for you buddy
swec 0
i Dont understand.. dont parents tell things or jst get a hitch if there girl/boy is cheating?
Erindub 0
Ahh to be young and in love. 2 things you ought to know. 1 high school romance won't stand the test of time except in a few rare instances and your grades in HS also don't matter that much either.
damnrosi 0
Your grade 12 marks do. They are the factor that will determine whether you get into a top notch university, or some second rate community college. however, grade 9 and 10 don't, and grade 11 only a bit. And I know, I know, just because you go to an excellent university doesn't mean that you will get anywhere in life, but at least it gives you a bit more of a shot. Really it all depends on what your willing to put into it (and how many risks you are willing to take). Sorry for getting off track, but my point still stands, its stupid to risk screwing up an important time in your life for someone else.
Ligerie 0
Actually when I applied to school they looked at my over all GPA, which included 9-12th grade. Our valedictorian did not get entrance to his dream school (with a 4.4 GPA) just because he didn't do sports or clubs, or anything outside of study.
Lichinamo 33
High school romances work out. My mom and dad met in senior year. She went to his prom, and at the nice ages of 51, have been married for 25 years. Never broke up.
perdix 31
Now that you know your girlfriend is a *****, you need to get your unit tested thoroughly. You have no idea what else boyfriend #2 is dipping his dick into while you are renting your girlfriend's pussy.
asafetybuzz 0
that was quite graphic.
magenkyo 0
now I procede to remove your balls and award you this ****** *hands a ****** to him* for being a pussy. you kick his ass and call her a ****** ***** and lead on with your life. oh yea... stay in school :