Bigpoppa0507
Canada
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
marie
San Jose, United States
Gamers rise up
Today, after a stressful day at work, I just wanted to go home and play video games. And then I broke my thumb. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
BarryShitpeas
Cranbrook, United Kingdom
Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
eiregal2
Cork, Ireland
Butterfingers
Today, I somehow managed to slice open my thumb. The dangerous weapon that caused this to happen? Velcro. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML
WolfsScar
Lincoln, United States
Be careful, please!
Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
How many cans did I have last night?
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
opposableouch
United Kingdom
Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML
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crabbyabby718 0
That takes skill
DocBastard 40
Clearly "playing with bubble wrap" is a euphemism for masturbation. Be more careful next time, big boy.
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Comments (157)
MidnightTrue 16
how the hell did you manage to do that?
captainfalcon7 0
my three year old can play with some bubble wrap without dislocating anything.. why can't you?
bubo_fml 11
Today, my 3 year old suffocated from playing with plastic wrapping...I didn't know I was actually supposed to read & heed the manufacturer's warning...FML
amit93 4
Cause op is a pussyz
amit93 4
Cause op is a pussy
jrsylilballer6 7
******* dumbass
bs_101 6
how old r u??
BeautifulxChaos 9
When bubble wrap strikes back. Awesome.
suckstoobeyou 0
Well look at the bright side now you can rap you finger in bubble wrap to keep it protected... Any ya how did u manage that?
babesicle 0
smooth moves
marcus1415 0
Wow ..thats pretty kinky ..even for me...
smashmaster52 0
Epic fail lmao
BeeMaddness 0
How do you manage that