Today, after a stressful day at work, I just wanted to go home and play video games. And then I broke my thumb. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
Today, I've had a shitty day and everything at work went tits up. I thought it'd get better when I get home but no, I smashed my fingers with my car door and now it hurts like hell, and my shitty day had just got even worse. FML
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
Today, after spending the day at work avoiding all hard manual tasks that may harm me, I had a table dropped on my foot. I broke my toe, split my nail and had to get a tetanus shot. I was avoiding injury as I was supposed to be performing in a figure skating exhibition this evening. FML
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Today, while nailing a board down, I hit my thumb with the hammer. As I reached to console my throbbing finger, I dropped the hammer on my foot. When I went down to hold my foot, I smacked my head on the board. Now I've got a concussion, a smashed finger, and a bruised foot. FML
Today, I got so angry at losing in FIFA, I punched a hole in my wall and strained my back and neck doing it. Now I have to lie down on my back because it's too painful to move. FML
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You should learn to finger your games. They'd like it.
Grizz8831 14
if possible, plug in mouse and keyboard. should work for some games and even if you don't own a set they can be super cheap.
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Comments (3)
doncho 8
That's truly an FML event!
RichardPencil 32
You should learn to finger your games. They'd like it.
Grizz8831 14
if possible, plug in mouse and keyboard. should work for some games and even if you don't own a set they can be super cheap.