Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Gamers rise up
Today, after a stressful day at work, I just wanted to go home and play video games. And then I broke my thumb. FML
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Butterfingers
Today, I somehow managed to slice open my thumb. The dangerous weapon that caused this to happen? Velcro. FML
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML
Be careful, please!
Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML
How many cans did I have last night?
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML
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crabbyabby718 0
That takes skill
DocBastard 40
Clearly "playing with bubble wrap" is a euphemism for masturbation. Be more careful next time, big boy.
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Comments (157)
iLoveFamilyGuy 7
Will someone PLEASE explain to me how this occurs?
robsic66 14
Shouldn't have hurt the bubble wrap...
sgtcxelite 11
Someone goes hard
Laura3415 16
Can't be an FML if bubble wrap's involved, you deserved it :')
247pacient 11
Sounds like something that would happen to me
HollyPolly 19
that is too funny, the same thing happened to me.
chickenshit6 3
They should have a warning label on there!