Bigpoppa0507
Canada
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
marie
San Jose, United States
Gamers rise up
Today, after a stressful day at work, I just wanted to go home and play video games. And then I broke my thumb. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
BarryShitpeas
Cranbrook, United Kingdom
Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
eiregal2
Cork, Ireland
Butterfingers
Today, I somehow managed to slice open my thumb. The dangerous weapon that caused this to happen? Velcro. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML
WolfsScar
Lincoln, United States
Be careful, please!
Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
How many cans did I have last night?
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
opposableouch
United Kingdom
Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML
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crabbyabby718 0
That takes skill
DocBastard 40
Clearly "playing with bubble wrap" is a euphemism for masturbation. Be more careful next time, big boy.
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Comments (157)
SilentTreatment 7
Drink more milk so your bones won't be as brittle.
DocBastard 40
The bones didn't break. The joint dislocated. BIG difference.
baconboy1998 0
bubble wrap? Grow up
glitterpoop 0
No.
HannahForbesxo 13
baconboy1998- I tried so hard to see this from your point of view but I just couldn't get my head that far up my ass. You're never too old for bubblewrap.
phoebe333 2
That comment is awesome. Hahahaha. Love it. I agree with you.
HeyImJuli 3
NEVER!!!!!! :D
organicmtdew 0
Commenting on FML? grow up.
JustTemporary 24
I agree
Juliet4evr 0
Don't hate the bubble wrap. It will come, and it will kill you in your sleep. Do not hate the bubble wrap!!!!!
Mishal_fml 5
You schmuck
Sweej 1
Hmm... You sir, fail.
pvtgrey6289 4
Digging the pic man haha
amit93 4
Lol! Pussy
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
You are what you eat.
FarSide 23
Pussy is good. OP is stupid.
Enslaved 38
If it's in front of me, I must pop the bubble wrap! It's a sickness!
False_Stupidity 42
Once you pop, you can't stop :)
superangryandy 2
Pippity pop can't stop the pop!
Sonic_boomerang 5
You're not supposed to push that hard
Legendslayer222 26
Is it some kind of art form?
Sonic_boomerang 5
Ya if it doesn't pop move on
FarSide 23
That's not what your momma says...
_Oliv3r 1
Nice (y)
Feklfekl2222 32
How can something as amazing as bubble wrap do that to people?
HannahForbesxo 13
It was his own doing. Don't blame the bubble wrap, never blame it!
Feklfekl2222 32
I suppose so but bubblewrap protects things it shouldn't break them *says in anxious voice and head explodes"
FarSide 23
Who really knows the evil that lurks within???
FMYLIFEOBSESSED 2
Who doesn't know that bubble wrap is a weapon of mass destruction??? FYL