Today, after six weeks of dealing with various exterminators, my roommate and I were about to toast to what we were told was a wasp-free room. That's when we noticed several much smaller wasps flying around. Not only is our wasp problem not solved, but our room is a wasp breeding ground. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML
Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML
Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat, and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, the owner of the house I'm renting said he doesn't want to pay $4000 to fumigate the home, and that he'll take care of the issue himself. I have killed 30 angry wasps in the last hour. There are thousands living in the walls, but I think their favorite place is my bathroom and my bed. FML
Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML
Today, my husband discovered a big wasp nest on the porch. Rather than spray it, he decided to suck up the wasps with the vacuum. He also did not empty it. I can see the still living wasps buzzing furiously inside the vacuum chamber and I'm scared to touch it. FML
Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML
Today, I got back home to my completely locked-up apartment after a long and stressful family visit. On digging through my nice clean clothes for something comfy to change into, I was set upon and stung by a great dirty wasp hiding in there. How the fuck did it get in? Are there more of them in here with me?! FML
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
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Top comments
Bibblejomin 18
Well, it seems that burning your house down is the only sensible solution. Good luck with that, dude.
juicy_extasy 25
Consider moving out and sanitizing all your stuff so you don't transport the wasps to the new place if you do
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Comments (50)
Bibblejomin 18
Well, it seems that burning your house down is the only sensible solution. Good luck with that, dude.
elcee1987 18
Honest to God I really think this is the only solution here.
dragoongirl90 34
That must bug the hell out of you.
LilMissCanadian 22
Time for them to fly out of there!
mermaidkeels 26
Time for you and your roommate to get packing!
juicy_extasy 25
Consider moving out and sanitizing all your stuff so you don't transport the wasps to the new place if you do
gosh_mate 30
Hey at least it's not a spider problem?
aimbug 42
I honestly don't know which of these I would prefer.
grimboots 3
They should get spiders to catch the wasps. Problem solved!
MidnaLink 35
I'll take spiders. Much easier to kill and flush.
lexiieeex3 32
Spiders don't sting so the answer is pretty clear to me...
RedPandax 23
True, spiders don't sting, but they do bite.
anythingrandom 23
#25 what planet are you from? :p spiders do sting/bite and are often more venomous than wasps.
VeganVampyre 27
#30, what planet are YOU from? Spiders definitely do not sting, as they don't have stingers (they do bite). As for being more venomous than wasps, where I live we don't have any venomous spiders at all so no, they're not always. And in my experience spiders are by far the lesser of two evils so I'm with #25, wasp stings hurt like hell and spiders are basically harmless. I'd much rather have a spider problem than a wasp problem.
gosh_mate 30
Well living in Australia there are poisonous spiders around haha. I have both wasps and spiders on my backyard actually, the wasps tend to stay away from us.
iT_Cereal 25
Burn the house down and move to Mexico
amileah13 26
That freaking sucks majorly! I hope you guys make a complaint to those exterminators. They didn't do a very good job of getting rid of the problem.
Dave_Davington 34
You should have a serious talk with those wasps.
CA4495 17
I'd move out as quickly as possible, wasps are no joke D:
LeannaCarol 13
Tell them to buzz off