WarMachine68
Shawnee, United States
Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
foxyreegan
United States
Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML
burntloyalty
United States
Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was in the middle of an interview; it was going great until I started coughing. That coughing led to an asthma attack, which led to nonstop gagging. I couldn't even answer his final question, "Are you okay?" FML
Anonymous
Parker, United States
Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML
not on life, that's for fucking sure
United States
That went well
Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML
Ally
Did I stutter?
Today, I had a job interview. I have a speech impediment and as much as I tried to keep it under control, it came out during the interview. I could tell the interviewers were trying to hold in their laughter. They ended the interview after 5 agonizing minutes, saying they’ll contact me. I left in tears. FML
Tiffer27
United States
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
interviewed
United States
The trumpet of success
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
urrrppp
Netherlands
Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML
hiccups
In the bag!
Today, I had a job interview. I thought it was going pretty well, until I got the hiccups. The interviewer immediately said, "Yeah, I think we’re done here," and sent me away. FML
Top comments
RickySleeves 20
Now you can do your interview in Batman's voice!
Lorenzo1102 21
Unlucky OP. I'm sure the interviewer will understand and you can do your interview another time
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Lorenzo1102 21
Unlucky OP. I'm sure the interviewer will understand and you can do your interview another time
ScarredVox92 16
Yeah, just tell him that you..... Oh, wait.
Lorenzo1102 21
I think the interviewer could see that OP has no voice but whatever rings your bell
DreadedSamurai 17
I think now is a good time to bust out the charade skills OP. Sorry about your voice though FYL.
jessi_sunshine 26
Did you at least find it?
polariz 16
not funny
FitFriday 32
Yea, it was under the couch
ScarredVox92 16
I, for one, thought this was funny.
mr_sarcastic416 29
badum tssssss
Jake42100 17
Marijuana wouldnt happen to be involved here would it? If so hope they dont drug test you...
Lorenzo1102 21
Do you honestly have some mental disability
HuskiesGrey 13
He does.
dakatabg 31
Write on a note that you got sick and lost your voice so they reschedule it
RickySleeves 20
Now you can do your interview in Batman's voice!
vikky538 29
Or in Bane's voice.
mds9986 24
Did you not read it? OP had no voice at all.
shay_serendipity 29
26, did you not see it? The joke just flew way over your head.
TheBelt 19
Sorry to hear O.P, maybe if you explain to them what happened they'll understand and reschedule.
darkstarrising 18
I hope the interviewr will give you another chance.
Miss_Whipped 43
If your job is being a mime, than you're golden!
sturschaedel 27
Drink warm milk and honey and/or sage tea and hopefully you'll get your voice back in time. Or whisper. At least you will stand out.
Jak0p 25
actually whispering is more stressful for your vocal chords than talking normal.