Today, I woke up to my kids shaking me, saying, "Get up, Santa was here!" I got up to find my TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML
Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML
Today, it seemed like a great day. Right up until the point to where I accidentally damaged a friend's MacBook Pro. Not only do I have to pay for it, but the only way I'll be able to afford it is by returning every single Christmas gift I get. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
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DahkLohd 4
So you were naughty, not nice? FYL
Fortuitous 0
Someone was a bad, bad mother this year. :)
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Fortuitous 0
Someone was a bad, bad mother this year. :)
kelvinlauky 2
lol
dropdeadtrollin 0
that's also what you get for being a macfag.
the_flirtt 0
i would die if some one stole my mac :(
Cheekylozza 3
She needs to be punished..
epicfaceplant12 0
Come on daddy, Santa Was Here!!!! Dad: Oh god dammit that was the same guy that robbed us on easter Stephen: No, that was the easter bunny, See?
RedJester23 6
oh no my tv, my mac and my compu-.....WAIT WHERE THE **** ARE MY COOKIES?!?!?! how could someone do such a thing....THAT FAT BASTARD DRANK ALL OUR MILK TOO!
valri3 0
Seems that someones got a secret Santa.
Canuck13 12
You got robbed by Santa....is your name Craig Jones and do you have a cousin named Day-Day by chance? lol Extra Medium hahahaha
hannah1203 2
Did anyone else wonder she has a computer AND MacBook Air?
starile 20
No, plenty of people have computers and laptops at the same time. MacBook Air has very limited capabilities so you practically NEED to have another fully-functioning computer as well.
kfrizzle2 4
Santa did you a favour by taking the Mac imo PC > Mac
maz255 10
it was santa's evil cousin.... atnas!!!!
docscientist 10
The joke's on the person who stole the MacBook air.
FYLDeep 26
Yes, #64. Note the differentiation too. You wouldn't want to confuse a MacBook Air with an actual computer. The Air is more like a really expensive toy that doesn't really have much of a purpose. This is why people without much money should aviod these items and simply stick to computers, which are far more useful.
mooshymuffin 4
his dyslexic cousin...Satan :o
bh0p 0
Can't you track stolen Macs?
This_Guy_Right_H 0
actually it was Jesus
Shaebug12 0
hope you have insurance
blankaex 0
TV, computer and Mac- YDI. And F the robber's life for stealing a Mac. Joke's on him.
pman590 8
don't steal material please ah huhuh ( snot wipes) SHUT UP Seriously that's from smosh
ahti546 11
I guess Santa steals things in Belgium?..
DahkLohd 4
So you were naughty, not nice? FYL
2muchshyt 0
Comedy fail, my friend.
DahkLohd 4
How is that a fail? And where do you think Santa gets the money to buy all those presents? He takes from the naughty, and gives to the nice. :)
nocanhaz 4
Just like RobinHood!
Doortje 30
He's like Robin Hood, but a fat version.
brewedintexas96 0
dahl lahd your pictures gay.
DahkLohd 4
Why did Robin Hood steal only from the rich? Because the poor had no money. ;)
RedJester23 6
*kid in Canada* MOM! LOOK AT ALL THIS COOL STUFF I GOT!!!!!
UrCommentsSuck 0
If Santa stole from the naughty and gave to the nice then where are all the little girls with handguns, hmm?
mnm5671 0
well where'd they go
UrNotFunny 0
Santa ate them
peacelovepugs 7
they were stolen
kenny696 0
I don't think that I understand. Doesn't Santa usually give you things? And it's not even close to Christmas.
ScaughtieHolden 11
Yea wtf, it's the 13th
gkings18 1
they were robbed idiot
kiwi00 0
The robber did what the grinch did.
kenny696 0
Obiously they were robbed, but why did the kids say it was Santa?
lalagirl912 0
116, I got this image in my head that the robber was dressed as Santa and the kids saw him... that would be priceless to see tho. Santa got tipsy and didn't know what he was doin!
aback 5
It's a Christmas miracle!
BandddGeekkk 0
ha!
Ninjafriends 1
+1
FREEHUGSANDKISSE 0
haha Santa jacked you up !
hellogoodbye1996 6
your not cool
Autoshot 9
I would slap the shit out of Santa.
unidentified_sta 5
Reverse Santa. Robin Claus Like that one Simpsons episode...
Freeze_fml 17
Clap clap.
Doortje 30
So THAT'S where he gets his presents!
anahlicious 10
ahahaha!