Today, my boyfriend told me that every time he has sex with me he thinks about some mutant bunny chick from "Final Fantasy." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to "spice up sex" by talking like an anime character. We had to stop after the line, "Your vagina will crumble before the power of my Hypercock!" FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is a full-time gamer, said to me during sex, "I want to right click you so bad." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because I look like his favorite Hentai character. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
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sarahbau 0
I'm assuming Fran from FFXII. She's not a mutant though - at least not in the FF world. Maybe try wearing bunny ears when you have sex. lol
XaosZaleski 0
Yeah, those Japanese are some tricky *******. Bunny=innocent Girl having sex with you=vulnerable Two of the things that make men harder than cement. Get over it, though. You should know by now if he's a gamer or not. That kinda stuff happens a lot.
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HyperactiveJer 0
Saddddd lmfao!!
kevick93 0
You can't compete with Fran!!
sarahbau 0
I'm assuming Fran from FFXII. She's not a mutant though - at least not in the FF world. Maybe try wearing bunny ears when you have sex. lol
Nyxity 0
i'm not a furry, but the way she's portrayed is really pretty; not surprised at all that he would fantasize about her lol
wanijima 0
Yeah, Fran is really attractive. I could see why he'd imagine her, too.
basch99 0
Maybe he's thinking about the other vieras...lol
friedpwnadge 25
Fran/10 would bang
justmyluck1212 0
tell him ge reminds you of Fat Albert
matrael 0
Furries are sick *****. Next thing you know, he's going to want to put you in a bunny suit and yif. Run, bitch, RUN!
Fenikkusu 0
He's not really a furry considering the context of said character. She more human than bunny.
Muffin_boo 12
Yif? Lol
XaosZaleski 0
Yeah, those Japanese are some tricky *******. Bunny=innocent Girl having sex with you=vulnerable Two of the things that make men harder than cement. Get over it, though. You should know by now if he's a gamer or not. That kinda stuff happens a lot.
Reutan 0
Good point. It's kinda strange, but It's one of those things that people do. It's not like he's avoiding thinking about you, or he shouldn't be. And uh, Vierra tend to be a lot more attractive-looking than the word mutant would imply.
perdix 31
Every time? Sure, Bunny-women are hot, but the dude's got to mix it up. Tell him if he doesn't start fantasizing about Hannah Montana, Tinky-Winky and Bacon Donut Hamburgers while ******* you, then it's over.
vocaloidtiger 12
Because Tinky-Winky is damn hottest Telletubby out there.
wolf_wizard1134 9
girls consider him to be hot because he's gay and therefore notices how important it is to look good and more importantly impossible to date. Everyone wants what they cannot have.
goldenturtlez 7
Mmm, bacon donut ham hamburgers. That's my Dinkin fantasy ;)
Starfire22 5
mines a gamer it happens get over it
Rota 0
I always preferred Rikku from FFX.
KatieKhaos 0
ikr (:
VIP4life 17
Keep in mind that Rikku is supposed to be underage... But, yeah... I prefer her too.
wolf_wizard1134 9
Kakashi is way cooler
TriniRockStar 0
mmm bacon doughnut hamburger
dnangel1485 0
I know right
dnangel1485 0
I know right
jif_fml 0
he shouldn't be thinking of other people when having sex with you. ditch him.