Anonymous
United States
Mean girls
Today, I watched our presidential candidates face off like high school girls with the whole world watching. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Off to Canada
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Kowloon, Hong Kong
Time is a flat circle
Today, my class was given the assignment to have an informal discussion, debating who would be the best fit for president of the US. The school's security guards were called in after the Trump supporters started fights with everyone else. FML
Anonymous
What's going on?
Today, I went to a political debate, and now I'm more confused than when I arrived. FML
presidont
Switzerland
Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML
Anonymous
United States
Lookalike
Today, I walked past two guys on the street. I heard one of them whisper, "Jeez, that girl looks like Donald Trump." FML
toametru1
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I mockingly made "President Trump" jokes all day to my friends, knowing Clinton was bound to win the election. FML
Anonymous
Saint Paul, United States
Today, I had an anxiety attack just from thinking about appearing on TV and being watched by a real audience. FML
congrats grad
Panorama City, United States
Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
Anonymous
United States
Smile politely and keep cool
Today, yet again, despite the fact that I don't know anything about politics, I got roped into a political discussion with my roommates. FML
I'mmessedup
United States
Libs stop being cringe challenge
Today, I can't go on the internet without seeing my stupid fuck of a president staring down a US serviceman while deep throating a slice of pizza. FML
anonymous
Mittagong, Australia
The candidate
Today, I had to give a speech as part of my campaign for school captain. I was rather happy with it and so I told another candidate my speech. Apparently it was a good idea as minutes later that same candidate stole my entire speech, leaving me looking like a complete idiot. FML
Top comments
Marcella1016 32
I think I lasted about 20 minutes. I know who I’m voting for, and I can get more information from the reports, summaries, fact checks, etc., on it. That was a shitshow. Like, holy shit.
Bogrbon 27
High school girls? You give them too much credit. Like way too much. It’s more like two 2-year olds throwing tantrums. I would say they’re showing how old people regress to infancy, but one of them appears to have never grown up in the 1st place.
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Marcella1016 32
I think I lasted about 20 minutes. I know who I’m voting for, and I can get more information from the reports, summaries, fact checks, etc., on it. That was a shitshow. Like, holy shit.
wysegirl 24
The whole government needs a reset. They only care about themselves.
Jonkbaby 23
One of them is losing, bigly
TeacherTeem 21
You deserve it. I didn’t watch and my life is fine. You did this to yourself, it wasn’t going to change how you’ve decided to vote.
Bogrbon 27
High school girls? You give them too much credit. Like way too much. It’s more like two 2-year olds throwing tantrums. I would say they’re showing how old people regress to infancy, but one of them appears to have never grown up in the 1st place.
jkjorn 18
High school girls? More like dotard vs dotard, IMO.
RichardPencil 32
It was an embarrassing spectacle, but the sides weren't equivalent. Trump was much more rude and offensive. Biden had to defend himself and counter-punch. For years I've seen that when Democrats try to rise above Republican mud, they lose. Only the ones that fight back win.
Snailfarts 27
this is an insult to highschool girls
BurnInDemonFire 39
I renamed the second debate "Pot Shots: Part Deux", but no one found it funny. And now that Trump is in the hospital, it may not happen, which crushes my spirit even more.
Rusty Armstrong 13
that's an fml for our entire country