Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could check her ass out as she walked away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring because he was so good looking. FML
Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML
Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML
Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML
Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML
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beehardxcore 26
Your grandpa is a badass. Hats off to him!
Snowkeys 11
I hope my grandson will do it without being asked.
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Comments (123)
beehardxcore 26
Your grandpa is a badass. Hats off to him!
AugustBurnsToast 14
He seems to still be young at heart. For all that he's probably gone through in the many years that he has lived, he deserves a show.
vehementbitch 4
Grandparents arent as innocent as we think they are.
zandalee 20
Of course their not! They have had years and year of practice on being badass! ;)
AKGirlinSD 20
It's rare to see a grandpa, checking out a pretty lady, so bluntly. I'd love to have a grandpa like that!
sodapop83 14
There should be an old people category on FML
stellasue11 38
way to go grandpa! !
kerrwoof 13
Old men still need to take a peek.
man_in_black08 28
hey we share birthdays :)
Livestrong14 7
Dirty old man.
then000bster 16
I guess he needs a sponge bath.
zandalee 20
Are you offering?
VelvetRain 6
I bet he looks like Master Roshi.
ddlovatolover 23
77, or he could ask the nurse from a few FMLs back to clean OP's grandpa's "man meat".
Vanillanougat 14
Grandpa's Got Game XD
MrSassypants 34
He even has twenty-four inch rims on his wheelchair which are always spinning.
PuggieKid 22
They see me rolling.. They hatin' ...
desoto96 9
If he had game she'd be riding on his wheel chair.
obnum 19
I enjoyed your alliteration there #4. :)
animalover721 3
Looks like grandpa isn't too old for anything...
DyslexicPanda 12
Ya know, except walking...
PincessBoff 6
Oh my god 55 that's so ****** up and rude I can't believe you'd say something lik-just kidding it was hilarious and I loved it.
Snowkeys 11
I hope my grandson will do it without being asked.
superxmario91 11
did you hi-five him!?
alexafml 5
Aww, that's cute. At least he didn't try to touch/say something pervy to the girl. He has lived his life and learned few things are as precious,sexy, sensual or beautiful as a woman's curves.
Rectumended 3
Sounds like he's a real G....pa
toooldforthis 19
He could have said "your grandma used to look like that"
PincessBoff 6
That could've been what he was thinking and why he was looking, 82. And that's really beautiful to think like that too!
TheDeafWalrus 8
Still a better love story than twilight.
Smartdumbblonde 27
Ha last time I heard that joke I fell off my dinosaur
HeartOfLead 24
Hah! Last time I heard THAT joke, I laughed that I missed the Big Bang.
Tiger9099 11
Now those jokes are old
RainbowDashie140 12
Must of been pretty nice if it demanded more than a passing glance.