Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML
Today, I met a "nice guy." Unfortunately, he called himself that after following me on his bike for one and a half hours in the opposite direction of where he was supposed to be going, just to "coincidentally" meet me again. Get lost, you fucking creep! FML
Today, I went on a 50 km bike ride with a friend. We stopped for a break halfway through, and locked our bikes up. When we returned, some guy had locked his bike to mine. We had to wait an hour for him to return. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes in the moonlight after not having seen each other for a week. I thought he was going to say "I love you" and pull me in for a kiss. Instead, he said, "Since you can’t drive, we should get one of those two seater bicycles." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
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Jatok 17
I'm actually still really confused. Did he turn around and not go with you? Or just ride really far ahead and turn around?
saba_ajira 29
Out of curiosity, were you not riding together for the most part?
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saba_ajira 29
Out of curiosity, were you not riding together for the most part?
Jatok 17
I'm actually still really confused. Did he turn around and not go with you? Or just ride really far ahead and turn around?
arano 29
I think they were on a ride that started at their house and they had a route planned out but the boyfriend just finished quicker. As usual, am I right ladies? (;
TheSneakyNugget 15
I think he ditched her to go home?
arano 29
Some people obviously can't take a joke. Jesus.
maxthebigseal 21
#21 it wasn't a funny joke to begin with.
Benmantha 31
I want to ride my bicyle I want to ride my.. Bicycle races are coming your way! So forget all your duties oh yea Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today So look out for those beauties oh yea On your marks get set go! I want to ride my bicyle!
TyroneLeBron 24
Beat me to it!
BloodyBrilliant 15
Marriage material at it's finest.
sighlifeman 12
notice she said boyfriend
MicKeyMon 10
most (though not all) people who are dating tend to do so in hopes of eventually getting married...
nickbenson_zzccc 5
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momo3p 22
Oh
rustybucket 24
That was wild from start to finish
trucker2 33
Whatever
nickbenson_zzccc 5
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nickbenson_zzccc 5
All I want is a man to love me I need it let me be his wife 318-946-4911
LadyIrene 21
Too bad no one loved you from the start
jakowz 3
He probably wasn't trying to be mean, he was probably just trying to play a funny joke and didn't realize that OP wouldn't find it funny. Not worth dumping him over unless he was actually trying to be a douche
atomicxsarah 17
My ex did this to me too when we rode bikes in his neighborhood .(which I was very unfamiliar with.)Luckily I made it back to his house. He was an ass. Glad we aren't together.
nourHERE 15
why would you go back and forth instead of just going home in the first place
domolovesyoshi 33
Looking for him.