Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML
Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML
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jrmertz00 20
How is mcd's paying you less than minimum? When I worked there, it was low pay, but they made sure to follow all minimum wage laws. Sucks when you have days like that.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
What was the grossest!? Wait, I dont want to know.
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Comments (139)
amb27 7
I currently work at McDonald's to make ends meet whilst I'm at university and I've had some similar experiences. The worst has got to be the smeared shit on the bathroom floor... There were actual finger marks through it. Sometimes I'd rather quit and go without than deal with shit like that
jayncrs 16
It is illegal to pay you less than minimum wage! So either your a dumbass liar or you have a great lawsuit!
morganday 3
Around here most McDonald's pay more than minimum wage no matter the age. I didn't realize how much wage laws can vary.
mommiof2 6
I highly doubt you're making less than minimum wage. If you're gonna lie you deserved what you got. ?
PrestonWolf 13
I bet the grossest was their food.
erlerzerberthh 8
When I worked at McDonald's there was a mean old lady who was our custodian in the mornings. It was maybe my second week working and she walked up to me and said, "You're new. Come with me." She took me into the women's bathroom and had me help her clean up someone's shit that was all over the floors and walls and into the neighboring restroom. I'm guessing someone's colostomy bag broke open. Anyway, I vomited violently while she said, "Oh grow up. It's not like it'll bite ya." That my friend, still wasn't the grossest thing I'd seen at a McDonald's after my year of employment.
jbuckets_404 39
This is the 56th instance of the word "minimum." LOL!
whatwho 5
I feel your pain. Used to work at McDonalds. Had to clean a stall that was smeared with a bloody tampon..
Winchester1990 19
Had to do the same OP while working in McDonalds as well. Plus the toilet was also full of shit to the brim. That was the day I asked for a pay rise
marthamydear23 9
I don't see how you could be making less than minimum wage. I call bulllshit