Today, I got a raise. A 10 cent raise. I have worked at my job for over 3 years. I now make 20 cents more an hour than people that have only worked there 3 minutes. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Rolling in it
Today, I got raise at work. It's $3 per month. FML
Today, I got a raise at work. It will bring my hourly wage to about a cent more per hour. Our CEO just reported record-breaking profits for the year. FML
Seize the means
Today, the person recently hired to work in my spot during my days off started at a higher hourly rate than me, after I have been here for nearly three years. I asked for a raise and got a dollar more; meanwhile, my regional counterparts make 4 dollars more per hour. FML
Downsizing awaits
Today, I got a 25-cent raise at work. That would be wonderful, had they not cut 6 hours off my schedule as well. I'm now making $200 less a month than I was pre-raise. FML
Promotion, huh?
Today, I was promoted. After going to school for 10 months to get certified for the new position, training extensively, and taking on a ton more responsibility, I was hoping for a decent raise. How much do my bosses think all of that time and effort is worth? One dollar more per hour than I made before. FML
Today, after 3 years at my job I received a 14% raise. I was informed I will be transitioned from hourly to salary. I will now be making $1500 LESS than I made last year. FML
Admit you're shit
Today, I found out that one of my coworkers, who has been with the company for less than a week, is getting a $7k pay rise. I've been with the company for 8 months and still on minimum wage. FML
Seize the means
Today, I found out I make less money than the temps at my job by over 2 dollars an hour. I've been working there the longest and do 75% of the job myself. I was told, "We'll think about it" when talking to upper management about getting equal pay or close to. FML
Evening out
Today, I finally got a raise after years of hard work! Excited, I went on a shopping spree, but as I checked the latest prices, it turns out that my extra income barely covers the increase in my grocery bill. Thanks, inflation. FML
Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML
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saa994 0
you can buy gum.
heywood 0
Your job sucks. Get a new one.
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survivalism 0
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You're a woman, you're lucky you're paid fairly at all. Quit whining, a lot of us can't find jobs at all.
emilysanftwsom 0
I agree, at my job I work one day a week, for one hour and get $5. Think yourself lucky.
4ube_fml 6
you're an ass. Being a woman has nothing to do with it, but when you work somewhere, you expect to have raises because of how long you have contribued to your employer (and because she wasn't fired, it means she does a good job).
time4coffee 3
#1 Just because you're a woman, doesn't mean you should get screwed over. If you can't find a job, try a job that gives a $.10 raise a year and shut up. I've been stuck in that situation, even worse when people you train, get bumped up before you.
plexico 4
I know the feeling. The reason is that you are a total doormat who doesn't have the guts to ask for real raises at appropriate intervals. My wife has been at the same place for 6 years and received two miniscule raises the whole time. She now makes 50 cents and hour more than the hobos who walk in off the street and do her job on other shifts. Since she is by far the most experienced person on the job, guess who all the hobos call when they have questions? Guess how much she makes when she is essentially training them on the phone? Zilch. Guess who pays for her cell phone minutes? Jolly, old Plexico. Read up on properly negotiating a raise. Your FML is contagious,
lebeek 0
well, at least that's 10cents more than you were making last year. baby steps.
HahaYDI 0
And THAT'S why you go to college, 100 bucks says this girl works at McDonalds.
ellehcor 0
I used to work at a large insurance company and after two years of tiny raises I was actually making less than the people who walked in off the street. The company would bump up their starting rate of pay but wouldn't apply the new rate to the existing employees. They had a very high turnover rate. It was actually a really good job but raises were non-negotiable so I had to leave.
humorizer 14
Here at CVS, we only get 2 percent raises a year. Considering you start at $7 and you have to nag your boss to give you your raise (I was due this April for my third raise), it's almost not worth the hassle. I think after 3 years of working there, I'll be making about $7.48... And that's IF the boss gets around to giving me my raise. Oh, and what do you know? The new hires are making like $7.30 thanks to the new pay raise. Go figure, at this rate, after their first year, the newbies will probably be making more than me. yay.
hahaohwell 0
thats not so bad the place my brother has been working the same place for 3 years and some people that start there get paid more than him
jroyst208 3
Going to college does not guarantee a good job. I go to University and my job is concession and catering which is worse than McDonald's. I'm trying to raise my child and pay bills with minimum wage for 2 years and no raise. If I negotiate, I might lose my job. Unfortunately my manager is an asshole and is always looking over my shoulder as if I don't know what I'm doing. New people get paid more than I do as well. Sure I'm lucky to have a job, but I still can hardly survive life with what I do.
floon_fml 13
Um. I am in EXACTLY the same situation as OP. Worked there 3 years this September and make 0.20$ an hour more than the complete idiot I just trained last month. I went to college and have a degree. So... Don't make assumptions. It's just rude.
Plastic_Stitchez 25
**** you
saa994 0
you can buy gum.
Kamon97 23
In retrospect if you worked 40 hours a week that's an extra 400 bucks a year ;D
mikeman1744 18
.10 cent raise times 40 hours times 52 weeks is roughly $200
WonderBlunder 0
Huh??
caitlin21holly 0
r u stupid?
FaguIous 22
OP got a 10 cent raise and can now buy gum.
notcoolperson 0
there's probably a reason for it y'know?
Anonanimal 0
i didnt even know they gave people raises in cents...
time4coffee 3
when you're paid by the hour they do
heywood 0
Your job sucks. Get a new one.
catryn 0
I'm so sorry. The same thing just happened to my mom. She's mega, hella pissed. You both need to get new jobs. This is just the perfect incentive. Good luck, don't get caught looking for a new one, and screw the ******* while you work there.
moonlight_daze 8
I agree. Your life sucks. And so does mine. I've worked the same job for over three years and still make minimum wage. FML And **** the recession too!
aaronpaul323 1
I have been here too. I worked at a place for 4 years and never got a raise. Didn't even get a raise for minimum wage because it was a small business...
fuzzybrownbear 0
YDI for not pushing for a raise sometime in your three years. If you are good at your job and work hard your boss should give you a raise.
imameankid 0
that does not happen at part-time jobs, and even rarely at hourly-paid jobs. Especially if it's a bigger store like a chain grocery store, chain restaurants, or big department stores.
rightsaidred 3
Happened at the chain grocery store I worked at. I was the hardest working, most productive worker in my department, and every time I asked about a raise, I got my hours cut.
time4coffee 3
Notonly part-time but many full time hourly work too. I've been at too many places where pay negotiation = no job.