Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML
Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML
Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML
Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
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Top comments
DrAwesome 6
Well, it seems to me that... *puts on sunglasses* ... urine trouble.
DocBastard 40
Well, just remember that it's better to be pissed off than... Oh, nevermind.
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Comments (81)
sweet_candy_ 17
Ewww that's gross.
Hgielad_720 0
My thoughts exactly.
crazycornn 0
lul, so OP just stood there while a drunk guy walked toward them and pulled down his pants? why didn't you just walk away? xD
RehcieR 0
Today I pissed on some guys shoes. MLIA
dandog94 0
hahahaha i woulda punched him in the face
KingDingALing 9
You should've turned around and started to pee on him. It would be a game of Who Can Pee for the Longest Time On Someone.
pinkpillowz 0
haha^^
XxBlackamusPrime 5
I wudda punched that nigga so hard
valri3 0
So op your didn't see that coming? I mean come on the dude is pulling down his pants in front of you.
trueblue42 4
I woulda been like "awk-warrrrrd"......
dorworters 9
punch him in the face...?
scarface23 0
yes I agree number 1
LeFrogDog 27
return the favor and puke/pee on him 8-)
DocBastard 40
Well, just remember that it's better to be pissed off than... Oh, nevermind.
soul_fml 0
Confucious saying # 24
djmigues 7
This.
mattman1994 0
Dont clean up the piss, McDonalds needs it for the food...
Sirin_fml 47
I'm Sirin, and I endorse this comment on behalf of Burger King.
StaticSky 2
LOL
ryan89ryan 0
hahahahaha!
FaberDriveLuv 5
._.
machiko_fml 0
haha I love that show.
samuel18 0
lol what show!!?
bummervacation 10
I bet that pissed you off, didn't it? haha
DrAwesome 6
Well, it seems to me that... *puts on sunglasses* ... urine trouble.
wwerulez14 6
YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
valri3 0
Haha
TROLLZ 0
YDI for eating at McDonald's.
joseph42424233 0
3 million burgers sold daily. nuff said. except for the fact that alot of people who say that are really just Trying to seem health smart, size 70 wasteline pls? TROLOlOLoLOL
perdix 31
The bright side is that his unit wasn't in the other condition and he tried to inject a different fluid into you higher up. Yay! :)
farkie3 8
Well, the same situation woulda been about six times worse if OP was a girl, and in the lady's room.
PLAYSTATION33333 0
how
farkie3 8
Well, use your imagination a little.