Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML
Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML
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jrmertz00 20
How is mcd's paying you less than minimum? When I worked there, it was low pay, but they made sure to follow all minimum wage laws. Sucks when you have days like that.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
What was the grossest!? Wait, I dont want to know.
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Comments (139)
Mathias1188 7
i had to do that once. worst thing ever though was 3 freshly used condoms from a couple in the bathroom just before closeing. they were only in there 30 minutes
1FeelBad4U 15
I Feel so bad for you. I think people just say you deserved it because some people refuse to agree on anything :'(
1FeelBad4U 15
I Feel so bad for you. I think people just say you deserved it because some people refuse to agree on anything :'(
chitphuck 12
aren't you supposed to be payed minimum wage? cause uhh that's what the title states it as?
jen1097 25
The perks of being a McDonald's manager is that you get shoved on the front like of everything ? if you're not a manager then your manager sucks
dvp_fml 8
Stop embellishing. You don't get paid less than minimum wage.
pedinhuh 23
You might wanna look for another job, OP...
tomvertigo 17
Wouldn't it be illegal for you to make less than minimum wage?
Ideserve54321 8
There's a McDonald's add above your FML. Classic
Charms1988 6
All of you should have contacted McD's corporate headquarters. Only people supposed to do that kind of work is the maintenance guy who is actually certified to clean up that kind of mess there are actual classes you have to take to clean up bio hazards blood urine feces all qualify as bio hazards. Who ever had you do thats in deep shit.