Today, my mom’s greedy cat stole some milk I had left on the countertop, completely undeterred by the fact that not only was the milk in a plastic bag, it was also frozen solid. Yep, he actually managed to eat it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML
Today, I was carrying a bowl of cereal to the couch when my cat ran between my feet. I somehow saved every drop of milk but launched the cereal across the room. My cat immediately ate the cereal off of the floor and then walked away looking like he had planned it. FML
Today, my cat tried to steal my burger. She was successful. She grabbed the patty with her teeth and pulled it right out of the burger. I was too dumbfounded to try and stop her. I have a suspicion that she is hungry and I forgot to feed her. FML
Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML
Today, in a fit of jealousy, my 10 year-old unplugged my freezer and lifted the lid before bed. It’s over 80°F in my garage. Now, my entire supply of breast milk is destroyed. Not only do I not have enough stored to feed my own baby, I was also donating to local hospitals. FML
Today, I found that my cats somehow managed to pull the plug of my fridge out of the socket. Several days ago. Now I have to get rid of a ton of stinking food and clean the stinking fridge. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML
Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. needing a drink. Not only did my cat wake everyone up when I tripped over him, but I also spilled a whole gallon of milk on myself. FML
Today, we were cleaning out my grandma’s freezer and found a perfectly preserved dead weasel, which she had put in there for some reason after the cat had killed it. My mom’s cat from when she was a child, that is. My mom is 64 now. FML
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Chazzster 32
Cats are animals, not people. They don't understand the concept that food left out is someone else's and not for them. They can learn certain surfaces to stay off of if you are consistent in their training - but the presence of food makes that harder... Humans have to keep food they don't want pets or other animals to eat in a safe and secure location - like a refrigerator or a sturdy container.
D J's MOM 17
cats are cats you live to serve them, they rule the roost. They're awesome. What i can't get past is why would you have milk in a plastic bag frozen ?!?
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Chazzster 32
Cats are animals, not people. They don't understand the concept that food left out is someone else's and not for them. They can learn certain surfaces to stay off of if you are consistent in their training - but the presence of food makes that harder... Humans have to keep food they don't want pets or other animals to eat in a safe and secure location - like a refrigerator or a sturdy container.
D J's MOM 17
cats are cats you live to serve them, they rule the roost. They're awesome. What i can't get past is why would you have milk in a plastic bag frozen ?!?
Yudith 28
The only reason I see is the greedy cat. Let's hope the furry critter doesn't like almond milk. If it doesn't work, there's still soy milk, goat milk, and oat milk.