Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
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blurose 6
Why didn't you make him clean it up?
lfrider92 21
I wouldn't have told them...
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lfrider92 21
I wouldn't have told them...
Somuchart 3
Sounds pretty funny
bewitchngu 5
Because you are classy, and probably would have been right next to him doing the same.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Sold! When can I pick the champ up! We have to get started on training immediately!
CallMeMcFeelii 14
If OP hadn't told them I think this fml would have surfaced from one of the poor employee's perspective. I had a job at McDonald's when I was younger. It ******* sucked. It was like a second high school because the managers were little gossiping bitches. If one of them told me to clean that shit up I would have quit on the spot. A 200 dollar bi-weekly check is not worth it, and I'm sure anyone else who's worked there would agree whole heartedly.
jazzy_123 20
I probably would have got my order and ran out before anyone noticed. I mean I wouldn't clean it up, and as messed up as it sounds, that's why they have their employees... even if their job can be pretty shitty as it is (no pun intended).. But really OP, maybe you should teach your child some manners. If I did something like that ad a kid, my mom would have kicked my ass!
SuperMew 22
I would have likely cleaned it up. A job is a job. I would rather clean up shit than live on the street or not eat. Yeah it sucks, but then again I work with kids and have had kids shit, vomit, and pee on me. I have had to clean up explosive shit almost every day for the last two weeks. So a kid ******** in a urinal would not have been too bad. I would not volunteer for it, but no money vs. place to live...
jay05_fml 4
Anyone else thought of South Park while reading this...
XBurytheCastleX 25
Yep
TopHatNinja68 6
I like the way Ur kid thinks
blurose 6
Why didn't you make him clean it up?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Though you did the right thing by cleaning it up, I sure as **** wouldn't have told them. You are a good person, OP. A helluva lot better than most.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Woah, I'm sorry number two. I meant for that to be a comment, not a reply. I hate when that happens..
blurose 6
It's all good.
HJKM_fml 19
I'm with number 2. They're never going to learn if they never have to face the consequences.
jerryj 27
Number two in the urinal. Hooray!
NeatNit 33
I fully agree with #2, but more importantly... you didn't have to clean it up OP. There is nothing legal, AFAIK, that they could have done to prevent you from leaving without any sort of consequence. The worst they could do is refuse service, but it sounds like you already got service. : But either way, making him clean it up would have been best, definitely better than just leaving. Kids need to learn. I hope when I have a kid, I'll have the guts and the courage to punish him for his actions appropriately (or her). It's hard but you know that it's what needs to be done.
grumblebum 16
or at least rub his nose in it?
MelonLord1544 11
XD
kder0aeon 9
exactly! little brat needs to learn there are consequence.
amDes 11
I would have left and not looked back!
LaUruguaya 11
And punish the poor employees? Make the rotten kid clean up after his disgusting self!
deathposts 8
Trash and Dash...
rjberger1853 8
McDonald's is dirty anyway
lux0rd 18
Customer's doing things like this don't exactly help.
Lasagnaa 24
Who do you think is making it dirty? Customers like OP's son.
bewitchngu 5
Really?!? Teach your kid consequences and make him clean it up. All you did now was show him you will fix his screw ups. Patenting fail... And the reason why kids now days are rotten little twerps.
smiley1014 23
I totally agree. Want to know why this kid did it? Because the parents coddle them. My son would know better and if it did happen would have to clean it up. YDI
alex_gen 39
Pretty sure the father doesn't have a patent for the urinal nor the dump.
\ 28
"Patenting" fail? Excellent! My Dump-Clean-O-Matic 4000 will be making some handsome profits...
skyttlz 32
That's kind of how my dad is and I wish he wasn't. It seems like I don't know how to do anything because he just does everything for me and I wish he didn't because now I don't know how to do anything.
bewitchngu 5
Ugh auto correct and parenting fail!
KasiaLilith 13
my kid would clean ot, apologize and spend the rest of week grounded
Ukeee_X 19
You should have made your son clean it up to teach him that his actions were disrespectful
fivetimeslonger 24
Why didn't you make your son clean it up? This generation is failing, miserably, because they expect everything to be handed to them and done for them. Good job cleaning his mess for him, you're only going to make him worse.
SammyS2012 21
it's not the young generation. The adults now are allowing their children to do whatever they want with no consequence except, "bad boy! no dont do that." i have seen parents at the office i work at that let their kid scream, run, destroy things, and slam our doors and all the parent does is repeatedly say their name. they stay sitting and just glare at the kid, as if that does something. i have locked the doors to stop them and if give them something of mine that i lend and if they start behaving bad, i take away what i gave them. of course then the parent gets mad saying that im mean to their child, even though i treat every person that walks through our doors with respect, and so many parents love me. i just believe that a child that is purposely defying me should not play with things i spent my own money on.
azisles02 17
I agree #60. Working in a restaurant I really want to slap some of these parents now a days. These "new-age parents" as I call them think that its emotionally damaging to punish a kid when he's bad. I dare them to say to a cop "it's emotionally damaging to give me a speeding ticket even though I drove 75 in a 50" & see what happens. Saying a kid's name & giving him the evil stare does NOTHING. Why change what's worked for thousands of years?
SuperMew 22
I was in a shopping mall, purchasing a present for my nephew. I got him a lot of things, including a toy rabbit. I go to the food court to eat my meal and this little girl comes up to me. She asks for my cookie. I say no. She asks if she can have one of the toys. I say no. She throws a fit, then her mother yells at me for making her child cry. That is why children act like that, their parents are the problem.
onlychildFTW 34
Wtf 106? A random kid did that? And the parent got mad at you? Wtf. Weird...
SuperMew 22
I get it a lot. I somehow seem to attract crazy people and their bratty kids.
junkman6 22
Come to a mall out here in the good 'ol area of Southern California. You will be amazed by what kids get away with and sadly the parents think it's "cute" and don't punish them because they don't want to damage their kids "creativity." It's pathetic. Luckily with a face like mine I can scare the little bastards into staying away from me while Christmas shopping.
SuperMew 22
Junkman, I am from Southern California. Was born in San Bernardino. And it was one of those delightful malls where I have seen so many horrible things.
cathrope 10
I'm sorry 106, but when I read your comment, more then one thought crossed my mind.
junkman6 22
Haha #137 I saw your location as Tokyo Japan or else I would have said that sounds like a Los Angeles mall! Like Ontario mills or the spectrum.
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
Wow, #11, just like every Generation Ever.
FlyingPie 17
That's a shilty situation.
fivetimeslonger 24
Someone had to do it
SgtAssCheeks 21
You! Off my planet. Now.
gracehi 33
Don't worry, guys. I'll handle this. *shoots flyingpie in the head with a crossbow* Yep, my work here is done.
SgtAssCheeks 21
@23 Whattap Daryl Dixon?
gracehi 33
Not much. Killing walkers...being awesome...you know...same old, same old.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Doing stuff.... and thaaangs
Enslaved 38
But who's now going to clean up that dead body?
gracehi 33
OP of course. Apparently he loves cleaning up other people's messes.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Well OP now has experience cleaning shit so..
MelonLord1544 11
Are you fire trucking kidding with me brony? >:(
none_11 11
Why you, the father, had to clean it up? The kid should've done it. This way he won't think it's fun to do that on public places.