Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML
Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML
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jrmertz00 20
How is mcd's paying you less than minimum? When I worked there, it was low pay, but they made sure to follow all minimum wage laws. Sucks when you have days like that.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
What was the grossest!? Wait, I dont want to know.
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Comments (139)
imbedderdenu 23
Um you CAN'T make LESS than minimum wage. that's why it's MINIMUM wage. it's the "LEAST wage" you can MAKE.
OSMC 10
sue mcdonalds for illegal wages
speakfreely 21
Don't McDonald workers get paid $15 an hour ?
bv2332 10
McDonalds could never get away with paying you less than minimum wage they are too big of a company. You are a liar and I doubt anything you say is true.
clair_brodie 35
Less than minimum wage? How does that work?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I hope you didn't handle food...or if you did, you scrubbed thoroughly. Still, how can you make less than minimum wage? Isn't that illegal?
LH_FIRE_22 12
As a major in Human Resource Management, I suggest you turn that McDonald's franchise in. You can't pay workers below minunum wage, period. Good luck OP
AcieMcG 21
I almost felt bad then saw it's Australia = $20 min wage versus US = $7.75
glossykarma 19
You're not making less than minimum wage cause if you were you could report it. minimum wage is the minimum
lightburns 10
I'm still impressed at the guy at McD who, whilst I worked there, somehow managed to get poop everywhere other than in the toilet. Not just in the cubicle (though there was plenty there too) - I mean on the main door, in the sinks, in the urinals, all the walls around, on the floor.....