Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML
Today, I was ranting about creationists, when a friend interrupted me. He managed to mount a defense of creationism that I couldn't argue with. I got so flustered, I punched him in the face and ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
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insanexnh 13
You have your beliefs, and he has his. Why do you have to make fun of him for it? YDI.
melanie177 1
See karma is real!
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melanie177 1
See karma is real!
NuTrees 9
Positive karma is warm and fun. Bad karma, well we all know she can be a bitch.
ripresno 10
Personally I've never had good karma. Once I gave a homeless man five dollars only to be jumped soon after. Life's a bitch. There are mean and rude people out there who get everything they want. Yet some people are extremely nice and friendly and the worst shit happens to them. There's no sense in that. **** karma.
br0ccoli 15
I think people are hesitant to believe in karma because it's too 'spiritual' or 'religious' or 'new age mumbo jumbo.' However, for the logical people out there, karma does exist in scientific terms. It's called Newton's 3rd law of motion. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. That sounds very similar to the very definition of karma. Not trying to convince anyone--just putting it out there.
meihua 19
So going by Newtons 3rd law, I'm going to go help someone. Equal and opposite reaction: someone hurts me as much as I helped said person, So just an excuse to be an asshole
22cute 17
Karma is actually the patterns you create by your own choices and reactions. Given a certain situation you choose the same action/feeling each time. The things that happen to you are just opportunities to make better choices. Once you've changed your entrenched patterns of reactions that "bad karma" becomes good. You can see how easily you get into patterns and choose the same lousy reaction regardless of the poor outcome the last time. Now imagine how making that same bad choice for many lifetimes would create a rut that feels impossible to get out of. That's karma! It's actually more logical and more controllable than most people think. (Sgi-USA.org)
insanexnh 13
You have your beliefs, and he has his. Why do you have to make fun of him for it? YDI.
dominic1221 6
The way I see it, the friend totally deserved it for storming out like a little baby. What kind of debate tactic is that?
slimjim8094 12
Because unfounded and invalid beliefs are antithetical to critical thought.
alexup24 13
19- Not sure what you said, but sounds good so I thumbed you up.
hiitisbrooke 28
2 - He wasn't making fun of him for it, he was debating it. There's a difference.
insanexnh 13
If you read carefully, you can understand what I was saying. "...stormed off... I asked what he had done in his past life to deserve that one." I'm pretty sure that that is mocking somebody.
auzz1_pride 9
48) he was making fun of it saying " what did you do in a past life to deserve that" is making fun of what OP believes in.
ohmandapants 17
48 "I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one." Sounds like making fun of/mocking to me. Edit: damn. 56 beat me to the punch.
Marcella1016 32
19 - Your words "invalid beliefs" made the rest of your point moot. When it comes to the intangible, who's to say what is invalid or not? Viewpoints like yours are why we still have wars between religions and fights against the progress of science. If more people said "live and let live," rather than "screw you, my opinion is more valid than yours," the world would be a much better place...
auzz1_pride 9
Lol sorry 57, gotta be quicker next time :P
Moneylover103 1
You are so right thank you
Moneylover103 1
^^that was for marcella1016
reddudeover 2
To put it shortly, some beliefs DESERVE to be mocked! And others deserve to be reviled! Like the BELIEF that a rape victim should marry her rapist!
Drigr 9
The way I see it, him tripping goes to build up bad things for a good karma pay out. I see karma differently than most. Good deeds will make less bad to happen to you. And bad things that happen, mean something good will happen in the future. Also, karma owned your ass OP
br0ccoli 15
59-Exactly. It's not about whether one religion is better than the other. That's just ego driven finger-pointing and elitism. If I was a divine father, I would be angry that my 'kids' are ego-tripping and condemning each other instead of loving each other. I honestly think we, as a whole, are being separated by the trivialities of spirituality and beliefs. I mean, i think even Athiests believe in the golden rule. It's instinctual to love but I think we are programmed by society to separate and hate. And for what?
meihua 19
Of course atheist believe in the golden rule. At is core, Christianity, and all religions are simply a philosophy. It is these so called Christians, Muslims, and other followers of religion that twist it. I am an atheist but I agree with the values of Christianity. Not necessarily the people.
baddawg365 0
88- Who the **** says a rape victim should marry their rapist?!! I have never heard that before your post. Edit: 104- WHAT? You are atheist but you believe in Christianity.... How does that work
dominic1221 6
107- If you've never heard that, then you've obviously never read the Bible. ROFL.
rapunzel3416 28
My sister believes she has bad karma. Every time she does something bad something worse happens to her.
olpally 33
Cool story, rapunzel...no one cares... Op, karma is real. Lmao.
alexup24 13
25- I found the story very intriguing and interesting, so someone does care.
Marcella1016 32
3 - "every time she does something bad..." Why the #*%! does she keep doing bad things then?!
baybeegurl3 0
lol omg priceless!
alexup24 13
Not, your comment cost us another fml comment that could've been more thoughtful. So not priceless.
fuzz97 23
Your comment is vapid and has no substance
sporty1200xlr 6
Karma just hit you in the face!!
Tali147 16
Or maybe in the stomach. We have no way of knowing...
anarchistpunk 3
Or maybe a pissed off friend is what hit him
christa953 12
See? Karma is real: you make fun of his beliefs and he punches you.
aleia18 3
Karma is real!
blondebrunette11 4
YOLO.
TheFamilyElf 17
Good joke, terrible timing. Gotta know when enough is enough, man. Too many people lack the ability to let sleeping dogs lie.
shadowPlayer 6
Congratulations on getting the asshat award. Just because someone doesn't share your beliefs doesn't mean they're wrong. Oh, an hoes your karma now?