Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML
Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML
Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML
Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML
Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML
Today, after finishing a test, I decided to draw to pass the time. My teacher looked at the drawing and gave me a referral to the principal for drawing an "anti-Semitic picture." I'd drawn Superman. FML
Today, I discovered my 3-year-old daughter's artistic skills. She managed to draw an elaborate mural on our living room wall. The masterpiece? A stick figure family, including our dog, but instead of a tail, he has a second head. She of course used permanent markers. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
One day, your mom is going to be abducted by an evil octopus and batman isn't going to save her because she called him gay.
WordSmyth 2
Erase "BATMAN's" and write "ROBIN's"
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Comments (68)
collegegirl87 0
Haha your mom is funny, but FYL.
PurpleRae420 0
lol that is funny
Toasty283 8
His mom should tell Christian Bale that.
BrittanyPernell6 0
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ha your mom was completely right, learn from her instead of beatin it to a man n tights with a lil boy
Miss_Michaela 10
His Mum is wrong. Batman is awesome. If you've ever seen the 60's version, you'd know what I'm on about. *Zam* *Pow* *Crunch*
Kn0wledge123 21
Batman is awesome-sauce. A guy in all black going around give mob bosses panic attacks? You can't beat that. Not even Superman's bitch ass.
KiddNYC1O 22
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Actually, Superman would own Batman with just his pinky. It's not his fault he was born with super powers.
YwTwss 0
batman demolishes superman in the comics
purplexpinapple 11
I love the original Batman! Kapow! Crash!
XmanInTraining 18
C'mon #43, the comics definitely show that Batman completely dominates Superman. He has missiles filled with Kryptonite that are set to deploy if Superman ever goes darkside. Batman pretty much owns Superman
Cmliedtke 0
Because it was gonna be there forever otherwise, right?
WordSmyth 2
Erase "BATMAN's" and write "ROBIN's"
WordSmyth 2
That'll teach her! Wait...
ktrox39 0
I wish my mom had that sense of humor
nerdsgetmehot 23
Well, there has been quite a bit of dispute over whether or not Batman and Robin are "in the cave" about being gay and are secretly lovers.
awardZu 0
I would think it's obvious. A grown man and an adolecent boy that live alone in a big mansion and go out dressing in rubber costumes & masks? Batman is a pedophile who's into S&M, Robin is his "boy toy". Then you have to think of all Batman's 'gadgets' and wonder what else he uses them for. Gay.
Jojo07_fml 0
wow, really? people are this perverted? first off, Bruce Wayne was with Selena Kyle and each Robin(there were 5) had a girlfriend. except for one because she was a girl. oh, and robin and batman weren't alone. Alfred lived there too and Lucius Fox visited often.
HannahForbesxo 13
Your mum has a good sense of humour.
flighted 1
YOUR MOM IS GAY. Batman is amazing
Calyx_fml 22
There's no doubt that Batman is amazing. But he's definitely gay. Robin is his twinkie boy.
iAmScrubs 19
One day, your mom is going to be abducted by an evil octopus and batman isn't going to save her because she called him gay.
sweet_candy_ 17
If you don't want someone to mess with it. Draw on a piece of paper and keep it in your room.