Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML
Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML
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Top comments
jrmertz00 20
How is mcd's paying you less than minimum? When I worked there, it was low pay, but they made sure to follow all minimum wage laws. Sucks when you have days like that.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
What was the grossest!? Wait, I dont want to know.
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Comments (139)
WOTAN1488 24
At least it wasn't used toilet paper.
BWARD51 12
Get a real job.
fluffycatsdad 33
You want fries with that condescending attitude? Everyone has to start somewhere.
DoomedGemini 38
Rather have A job than NO job dickbag. Like it's so easy to go out and get a better one right away.
sovereign134 8
Shove it up your ass. If people like op weren't working at McDonald's, who would shovel Big Macs into your garbage disposal of a mouth? Also, it's ironic how people like you think Mcdonalds "isn't a real job" but get pissed when the service is slow. If it's not a real job, why should the employees work fast?
Setareh23 34
Yup, working at McDonald (or any similar job) can really suck. One of my friends was sent to clean a liquidy splotch in the play space which they assumed was pee...closer inspection revealed it to be a small puddle of ****. I truly sympathize with everyone who's stuck doing such shitty jobs.
Mooglefox 24
Trust me, it will only get worst
ft68998 6
Impossible to make less than minimum wage at a McDonald's you aren't a server or waitress whatever your choice words for it is so you make minimum not below it
BMBBball31 15
Making less than minimum wage is illegal.
clkoko 14
Not as bad as the time when I had to clean someone's used, bloody tampon that was stuck to the wall. It was disgusting.
Tannasgh 22
College loan is very tempting about now I would imagine
gordjess1 19
It's not less than the minimum trust me. I've worked there. But yes it feels like you don't get paid enough for some of the shit you deal with. I once had to climb into the play gym thing and clean shit out of it. Also had to clean diarrhoea off the walls in the bathrooms. It's disgusting how some people act.
gordjess1 19
And yes I'm from Australia too
amzee96 18
How can you be getting less than minimum wage? Maccas pay isn't good, but it's not bad either. If you really are being underpaid stop complaining and report it. sounds like you were just trying to make the FML more dramatic.