Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML
Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML
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Top comments
jrmertz00 20
How is mcd's paying you less than minimum? When I worked there, it was low pay, but they made sure to follow all minimum wage laws. Sucks when you have days like that.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
What was the grossest!? Wait, I dont want to know.
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Comments (139)
The_Ikon211 11
lets just pretend that taxes dont exist, you know for the sake of this FML.
poostickles 14
Assuming op isn't working full time, if they're earning under 15k a year they aren't paying taxes.
ninety 25
Lol, what do taxes have to do with this?
blizzy09 10
He lives in Australia. Where they don't pay taxes under a certain pay grade.
samlovesham1234 9
Oy vey, sounds like the stuff I encounter at my job whenever it's my turn to clean the washrooms.
lishabear 21
Will I never learn to not eat food while reading FMLs?!
False_Stupidity 42
I ask myself this all the time. I WAS eating my lunch at work when I read this one.
FSGInsainity 15
they should just have a warning. CAUTION : AVOID FOOD WHEN ACESSING THID SITE
jbuckets_404 39
OR drink liquids ESP. w/ a stuffed-up nose!!! lol
jeromedupuis 7
I once kept the airport terminal openned 30 mins for free so passengers could go to the bathroom and wait inside for their rides. The last guy who left came to me and, in a really rude and condescesding manner, told me : somebody clogged the toilet, go clean it up There was shit all the way up to the seat and it smelled like hell. Sadly I have more stories like this one. I totally agree it sucks
Sangue0608 26
Why are you making less than minimum wage?
ChadHelton 8
exactly what I wanna know
thatguythe23st 1
probably because the minimum wage, isn't the minimum.
corky1992 33
People leave nasty messes at any place. Either they're embarrassed or just don't give a shit. I never realized how disgusting people truly were until I worked at a grocery store. Once a lady left a trail of poop to the bathroom trying to make it there. I felt bad for the person who had to clean it up.
smoothies14 32
This is why, where I live, so few people are willing to work at McDonald's that, in order to have a sufficient staff, they have to offer a starting wage well above minimum.
captainsmegma 12
Can I get fries with that?
GoogieWithers 25
Hope you got hazard pay for that.
Richard6036 13
Maybe your pay is low but it's federal law that even low-paying jobs have to pay at least minimum wage
WOTAN1488 24
They're in Australia.
False_Stupidity 42
Yes 51, and in Australia we do have laws regarding minimum wages. Sounds like OP's boss is dodgy and found a loophole or is just plain dodgy.