Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
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DirtyParkBench 0
LOL, small world, huh? You may run into other exes who live on the same floor as them. :) Just think, if your boyfriend pisses you off, you could cheat on him with your ex without having to leave the room.
untoldfame 3
i was with my girlfriend at disneyland, and i bumped into an ex gf of mine who i hadnt seen in a few years. it really is a small world after all.
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DirtyParkBench 0
LOL, small world, huh? You may run into other exes who live on the same floor as them. :) Just think, if your boyfriend pisses you off, you could cheat on him with your ex without having to leave the room.
Suffertree 0
Probably isn't a coincidence. OP, YDI. If you're such a **** that you have to date SO many people that they end up roommates, you're a *****. G'day.
DirtyParkBench 0
On one hand, I'd have to agree, because my sister was rather promiscuous in high school, and I remember talking to her one night about a situation similar to this. She'd gone to a party and out of the five other people in the car on the way to the party, she'd slept with four of them. The fifth one was a female friend. I remember asking "Awkward car ride, huh?" On the other hand, coincidences do happen. I randomly ran into my ex a few months ago at a grocery store. He's my ex from back home. I now live over 500 miles away, and the grocery store was here. I was completely shocked to see him.
budtian 0
wow idk that toootally sucks haha, good luck w/ that
Anguss22 0
I dont know, sum crazy stuff has happened to me that was coincidence. but they were also life and death ones... they were scary... kinda like, if they hadnt have been there then sumthin else would have happened etc.
Edeline_fml 0
It actually makes a lot of sense if the college does it based on matching compatibility. Even if you only date a couple people (read: two or three), there's a chance that there will be similarities in what they're like (because people tend to like the same thing repeatedly) and if they're similar, that'd raise the chances of them getting placed together for rooming in college.
ElliexMarie 0
HA . Small world , hun , small world . When you visit , just tell your ex to leave the room , :) But seriously ; I agree w/ #12 . You've obviously dated like , 78 diff people if they ended up as room mates . **** (:
harmony88 0
First.... it's rather childish to cheat on someone for revenge.... it just makes more problems in the long run. Second.... it's not that far fetched for this to happen randomly. I will be living next door to my ex boyfriend (the only ex I have, fyi) this year, and possibly many years after since he and I have no problem with each other and I like the roommate I was paired with, but my current boyfriend lives in another dorm a good walk away. I don't know precisely how we ended up next door, but he and I have similar financial situations and the dorm we're living in is the cheapest dorm available. My current boyfriend is a little better off financially and lives in the on-campus apartments.
Sadae 0
I don't think you should ASSume that she's done that. Her exes probably went to the same school as her & started going to the same college. So it's not polite to call somebody you don't know a **** just cause of a couple of sentences she says.
s3kShUn47 20
Jeez, clever but savage
silkee_shiny 0
well at least they wont fight each other.........
DirtyParkBench 0
Sharing is caring.
lovesux2013 0
hahaha good luck with that fyl. I hate awkward moments with exes
untoldfame 3
i was with my girlfriend at disneyland, and i bumped into an ex gf of mine who i hadnt seen in a few years. it really is a small world after all.
UrFlyyness 0
WOW! Thats definitely weird.
IMTHEGREATEST 0
(threesome)...
Mnemic 6
I think I would rent a cheap motel in the neighbourhood... :-P
mrbattleman 10
break up with your bf and then they can start a club
rabidbacon 0
They're wiener cousins now! They must abide by the code!
ausathlete 0
Hilarious. Scrubs win.
Jeanie821 1
Wiener cousins?
rabidbacon 0
online fmylife high 5!
DirtyParkBench 0
Weiner cousins? Seriously?
burb_fml 0
My ex-girlfriend and my current girlfriend used to live together. I'm not gonna lie, it was a little awkward. but she couldn't complain since she was the one that dumped me. The bad part was that my ex was all supportive to my face, but behind my back she told lies to people how horrible my current girlfriend was.
Kyraniums 0
Meet the Woman.
TheBigDawg 8
I wonder if I'm the only one who read 11's comment and heard Team Fortress 2's Meet the Team beginning and ending jingle. What am I talking about? DUN, DUN, DUNNAAAAAAH! DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUNDUNDUNDUNDUN! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnuYi-nzE90
redbluegreen 41
Are they actually really good friends? If they are, you probably deserve it. If not, FYL. And, do you really need to be visiting your boyfriend in his dorm a lot anyway? I mean, you could always go out... Simple solution?
simplyfucked 0
they are talking about the banging sessions man... get with the program...
bigotcretin 0
srsly.
genius_man16 1
These fellows have it right, it's all about the sex yo. But my suggestion is threesome.
ntherewas1 11
I agree. I'm curious as to what the relationship between your current and ex is; if they were close friends who wanted to room together, then you totally jumped ship in a bad way and YDI. If it was just pure coincidence then FYL indeed.