Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML
Today, I was at the office making copies for a project. As I left the copy room my dress pants caught a sharp something on the door frame and ripped open my pants. All my co-workers saw my pink boxer briefs. Now I'm called "Pinky" by everyone. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
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Top comments
wheresmymary 22
Were you not wearing underwear?
PingusTheDingus 31
That's Cheeky
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Comments (55)
wheresmymary 22
Were you not wearing underwear?
andrmac 25
Thong maybe?
Miss_Whipped 43
I'd rather not picture a man wearing a thong, thank you #9.
co824 9
how do we KNOW it's a man?
jadenjacksonm 14
#17, I do not see a gender mark?
tantanpanda 26
New update removes the gender and location from the fml.
pharm121 21
Some like going commando. No shame in that. imo.
smokecloud_ 37
21, I think it depends on the device you use. I can see location and gender on my iPhone 6. On my android tablet however, it doesn't show.
UserError94 18
OP has no need for underwear as his ass cheek hair provides the same protection
vikky538 29
My thoughts exactly!!
SpyroMello 29
Yet this FML says he's a male and is in Missouri, USA
JackDupp 11
If the OP is not a man that brings it to a whole new level of FML
Ayasha_fml 12
Well, #15, we'd rather not listen to homophobic sexist remarks from someone who, despite being so judgemental about appearance doesn't see the irony in the fact that she's a woman who looks like a man....If you're les, that explains your dislike of men.
usernamesaredum 8
In no way is it homophobic nor sexist to not want to picture a hairy man in a thong. Your last remark, about assuming she's lesbian because she looks like a man, and that lesbians hate men, however, is both of those and stereotypical.
redscarf_fml 8
Who said guys in thongs are hot?
Javier6597 19
Happened to me once at the park, except my shorts tore completely and I had to walk home
samwilliams800 28
I've had that happen at work a couple times.
Cagara_fml 10
Oops, that must have been pretty embarrassing, no worries OP this incident will be soon forgotten I hope.
purelymixed 17
Some chicks are into that.
gracehi 33
I think hairy men are sexy. I don't understand why so many men hate their body hair, or this fad with men shaving their chests and getting their backs waxed. But, then again, as someone who shaves off a significant portion of my own body hair, I guess I shouldn't judge.
Ayasha_fml 12
Because some women or men don't like body hair on males. Or maybe partial. Like no body hair except pits and face. It's personal preference and it's their body.
zaidthunder1 27
The hairiness itself is fine unless its in the armpits (it stinks if its too hairy). But I suppose one would get embarrassed if their butt cheek would be revealed in office with the people you work.
IceWrath 22
You'll definitely be the butt of all the office jokes for a long time.
The_Potato_Lord 15
Butt end**
PingusTheDingus 31
That's Cheeky
bad_boyfriend 10
Were you going commando or rocking a thong?
jen1097 25
Just the one hairy cheek?
mrlucky22 18
One would be more than enough.
Estelle101_fml 13
That sounds like something I would do, don't worry op soon you will look back on this day and laugh.
COSaikou 7
or cry.
gracehi 33
Why not both?
mrlucky22 18
No" ifs" "ands" or...well nevermind.