Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML
Why would you do that?
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
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AlaskanG 27
That's what you get for going through your mother's drawers. Lol.
Welshite 40
Riiight...you were looking for "socks".
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Comments (128)
soad2014 7
Is your mom dating Steve-O
HexicDragon 9
Steve-o is going to die soon...
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
Thats her personal stuff dude. Parents are humans with needs, whatever they may be. Just try to forget it.
rgri 11
At least you found a snack.
JhovannyA 7
That is that you get for not doing your laundry lmao
gabbi630 16
Ever heard of privacy?
DocBastard 40
There are certain places people should NEVER search: 1) parents' drawers 2) siblings' room (any part of it) 3) my bedroom That last one is most important.
scarletclaw 11
You forgot the browser history
vipirius 18
Well technically it is meat in those refrigerators, just not the type people usually eat.
Sports_guy3 28
thanks Doc, I was about to go through my older brother's drawers looking for something.
swick25 22
Oh how I would looooove to know what is in DocBastards room, closet, and dresser drawers!!!
Tali147 16
There are so many details left out of this that I really want to know...
Rag_dollxx 21
What, the size of the edible bra? Pretty sure OP covered all we needed to know.
katties 27
That's why you DON'T go through your mom's stuff. She's a grown woman and can own whatever stuff she wants. That you don't know what fun one can have with them doesn't mean that she shouldn't own them. Maybe this will teach you to wash your laundry.
StompinOnCrayons 15
Mother knows best in ... OTHER departments
Liamc620 10
0.0, i dont think that you will go into her room again