Rob
Franklin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
wnrz
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
VCR
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML
HughGorgy
Canada
Why would you do that?
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
haha247
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Uhmm...
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
noname
France
Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML
Ab
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
I'm out
Huntsville, United States
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Top comments
AlaskanG 27
That's what you get for going through your mother's drawers. Lol.
Welshite 40
Riiight...you were looking for "socks".
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Comments (128)
ogimod 4
why is "Rob" looking for shit in his moms dresser?
skyturtle 9
Op's a girl.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
you only "found it' if it was lost. stop digging through your moms personal things. ask next time
arandomusernameaa 20
Next time you get all technical make sure you are right... The English language has many meanings for words and so they can be used in many ways... Yes, one definition of 'to find/ found' is to recover a lost object... however it can also mean "1. To come upon, often by accident" which in OP's case is true...
kumarina 35
Like or not your parents still are sexually active....
LissaMccracken 23
That's why you ask instead of going through peoples stuff. ydi.
srbuckley322 10
Considering your name is Rob, I'm wondering why you were looking through your moms drawer for socks
kate3101 15
"by Rob (Woman)"
Hiktmae 20
Rob could stand for Robyn, it says they're female.
davek 36
Parents have sex... that's how they become parents.
toowie_fml 20
That's it? Man you're lucky..there are things in my parents bedroom that can never be unseen O.o
ZorroRooster 19
Male g-string? Is your dad wearing the edible bra, too?
dafuqbro24 7
Am I the only one who finds it ironic that it is apparently a woman who posted this, but the name is Rob.