Rob
Franklin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
wnrz
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
VCR
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML
HughGorgy
Canada
Why would you do that?
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
haha247
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Uhmm...
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
noname
France
Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML
Ab
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
I'm out
Huntsville, United States
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Top comments
AlaskanG 27
That's what you get for going through your mother's drawers. Lol.
Welshite 40
Riiight...you were looking for "socks".
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Comments (128)
worldclassrager 41
Well you learned that the hard way...never search drawers....
Kershaw45 9
Buy your own
joopjoop 19
yup I've been there... when I was younger also searching for socks i found crotchless panties and the matching nippleless bra...
AshesNicole623 17
Parents like to have fun, too ;)
asherm 15
Maybe you should get your own socks? Stay out of your mom's drawers!
Tidus0 17
I'm sorry OP you clearly deserve it. What your mum has and does is her business and what right do you have to help yourself to her things. Perhaps next time you need a pair of socks go to a shop and buy some more?
underthesea12 24
Ydi, stay out of mom's stuff
Ziggy122 15
...Well, how do you think you came into this world?
goreajek 13
It isn't your dresser. You shouldn't be surprised to find weird stuff in it.
kalbrek009 20
Your name is Rob (a guy) & you were looking for guy socks in a dresser where only girl socks would be....were you really looking for money, pot stash,pills..maybe panties to wear?...are you a closeted cross dresser or...never mind, we don't want to know what you were looking for but most of us know it wasn't "socks"....FHL for having a snoop for a son who just admitted to fml & the rest of us that you were invading her privacy...women don't usually keep men's socks in their dresser. YDI
Guinea_Pigs_ 4
OP is a girl......
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
96; Are you really so dense, that you believe someone's name determines their gender? Robin and Roberta are "girl's names." You're just making idiotic assumptions.
arandomusernameaa 20
You sir are what they call... retarded.