Rob
Franklin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
wnrz
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
VCR
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML
HughGorgy
Canada
Why would you do that?
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
haha247
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Uhmm...
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
noname
France
Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML
Ab
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
I'm out
Huntsville, United States
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Top comments
AlaskanG 27
That's what you get for going through your mother's drawers. Lol.
Welshite 40
Riiight...you were looking for "socks".
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Comments (128)
AmorVitae93 6
Why were you in your moms drawers anyways that's an invasion of privacy lol
LordSatan 4
Sounds normal for your family since you're a girl and your names Rob.
Ololo_fml 16
I misread the first letter...
Krazzyjay 6
All for some socks smh...
Labyrinth13 20
Why are you digging so deep in the drawer in search of socks that you found these things? Pretty sure they weren't on top of everything else. Also if you regularly have to get socks from your mom why don't you know what drawer to look in and have to search through things to find them? You got what you deserved.
mzhaze 22
hope you learned your lesson bout going through people stuff
ronski 41
You're lucky that's all you found
reaxion 25
Sorry OP, but you shouldn't have been going through your mother's drawers. Looks like you don't know the meaning of privacy. YDI
middlenamefrank 8
How'd they fit?
awkwierd 9
you NEVER go in the sock drawer