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Rob Franklin, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML

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AlaskanG 27

That's what you get for going through your mother's drawers. Lol.

Welshite 40

Riiight...you were looking for "socks".

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Hurmbifrum 14

I think it's funny all the butthurt seeming people who are saying that the OP should stay away from her mom's drawers. I think it's her dad's drawers she should be wary of.

RedPillSucks 33

Finding a male G-String in your moms drawers probably adds to some gender confusion. Is that why you're a woman named "Rob" ??? Or has your image of maternal innocence just been robbed???

RedPillSucks 33

Ahh.... ok..

tukies 28

Well next time don't go in their drawers. I know the last thing you want to think about is your parents having fun time, so maybe just try to push it out of your mind. Next time ask her to get the socks eh.

perdix 31

Is Dad still around or is your mom a cougar on the prowl? If the g-string seems a little ambitious, you may not want to borrow socks from your mom. They may have been used somewhere other than her feet ;)

perdix 31

#50, I'm thinking her man-friend uses Mom's socks to fill out the G-string. If Mommy is wearing the g-string herself ... yuck.

BlesstheSilence 11

Go buy your own socks then!

SilentKnights 7

You could've spared yourself the horror of discovering such things if you hadn't looked through your mother's dresser.

Enslaved 38

It might have been a gag gift... Get it-- gag gift! How's that for a visual image?

RedPillSucks 33

No. Her mom is a member of the IBTC. No gagging there.

johnrdz3 24

Am i the only one who noticed its a girl with the name "Rob"

SuperMew 22

I would hate having you as a kid. Your mother did her laundry, so she had socks. She also obviously did not expect you to be going in their because she used it to hide sex related things. So that means, your mother does not want you to be in her things. So, from now on, don't go into people's rooms and things without asking, and do your own laundry.

Katiekhalifa_fml 28

I would hate having you as a mom. First of all, my mom, sister, and I all have the same size feet and share socks. Mine usually end up getting put in my sisters room, since we all take turns with the laundry. Second of all, there's no reason to say "Do your own laundry," since that's you assuming something, for reasons that are behind me. Her socks could easily all be in the wash right now. Thirdly, I don't know about you, but between the socks that go missing, and the ones that get holes in them, I don't have an infinite number of socks. It's not like she was borrowing jewelry or a shirt or something, it's just socks. You're making way too big of a deal.

arandomusernameaa 20

I would hate having you as a mum because you overreact to the tiniest of things... You cannot assume from the FML half the things you stated, they are assumptions...

zapped3 8

Your mom has sex. Get over yourself.