Lucy
United States
Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mommabuser
Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML
lexigan4
United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
HttpsHaileyy
United States
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
hamsterlovinn
United States
Hammy
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
hellphone_fml
Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML
redeye
United States
Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out my friends replaced the water in my bottle with vodka when all my fish died. Any water I don't finish the night before, I pour into my tank the next morning. Thousands of dollars and years hard work, gone. FML
Miss<Younger>Beyoncé
Windhoek, Namibia
Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
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BrownSugar_fml 5
Hehe that must have been one happy hamster.
perdix 31
Bad idea! Hell, yeah, that's a bad idea! Your drunk hamster will start to do The Hamster Dance and that annoying song will come on. It will get stuck in your head for weeks until it slowly releases its grip on your brain. . . and then it plays again and the torture starts anew!
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Comments (121)
BrownSugar_fml 5
Hehe that must have been one happy hamster.
sicpupyz122 0
oooo
Phaa 0
LOL.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
... Brilliant. Either 2 things have happened A) The Hamster is Dead B) The Hamster is partying it up with some alchohol and the party of a lifetime.
DGross 8
at least there are worse ways to go... like a chicken drinking soda...
ImaginaryFoe 1
So right, #1! He is tearing that wheel up! Hope he doesn't fall off
strandedinalimo 0
What? Hamsters can't die!
DeeBizz 0
would be better if you told us what happened , douche
MQ_was_here 0
Okay, this has to be my favorite worded FML.
MetroidSlayer01 8
@1: you mean that must be one dead hamster
fireobsessed 0
ok how is this an fml??
Proper 0
Why is your life ******? Its your hamsters life thats ******, if it still has onee.
dillonchristen 0
so true
M4V3R1CKR13 0
Dont Let The Drunk Hamster Drive The Bus
evilspongebob 0
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! that kid looks just like russel!! up was a badass movie!
Ademus 0
I hope that hamster is of legal age! >=0
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
Hamsters actually have an extremely high tolerance to alcohol. Ounce for ounce a hamster could drink more than a human.
trizdan 0
yes but the hamster can't post on fml.. cause he's too drunk.
gigi_bella 0
Is he trying to convince himself he is the second Jesus?
bobby3130 0
hamsters take 100x more alcohol to get drunk then humans your hamster is fine
ps592 0
bad symbolism
onexgun 0
I moderated this one and the wine killed the hamster :P
bezach 0
XD nice "it died(smily face)"
mama2b3 20
lol happy hamster =D
buttshapedfruit 0
lmao! drunk hamster! hahahaha
EllaFoLiFE 0
buttshapedfruit, how the HECK did you come up with that name?!?!?
Matiasbarbero 1
ur sexy!
beepelati 5
ahaha oh god, that must be one drunk hamster!
LtHoward 0
huh.. I find myself wondering how intoxicated animals behave now. lol
LtHoward 0
They are night-vision goggles, my brother got them with the Modern Warfare 2 game for the xbox 360 lol SteelSgtHoward if you play =P
LtHoward 0
haha yeah I have a PS3 account with the exact same gamertag but my brother's PS3 is not working so I rarely play it.
Craw25 0
Awesome
Craw25 0
Hello Ohsosweet
Erniesduck123 0
Narcissistic camwhores who take pictures on their crappy cell phone at a weird angle in their bathroom mirror can never be sexy.