Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
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Top comments
jf7609 0
oh my god, as if the wanking wasn't creepy enough...
fournineteen 0
I thought that only happened in airports?!
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Comments (62)
txdiva 0
Creeeepy!!!!
Mordred_fml 0
Well, apparently, "he finished quickly". So maybe...not that long?
BrownSugar_fml 5
lmfao!!! that guy is awesome!!!
nexttimeblue 0
hey don't blame the wanker...u heard him cum, and he saw u go! it's only fair ;)
ImaginaryFoe 1
LMAO!
xXNaxieldXx 0
WIN^^
knight0748 5
lmao, best fresh comment ever... cumming and going.. ^_^
anonymous595 0
haha ur a legend
purplemnm 9
VIGOROUSLY WANKING VIOLENTLY PEEING FURIOUSLY ********
thoughtcrimeno1 0
all symptoms of wankers cramp, the most deadly of british diseases.
CountChaos 0
NOT WANKERS CRAMP!!! he'll be hospitalized for an entire season lol YGOTAS
thoughtcrimeno1 0
In Soviet Russia chicken chokes you!
rawr_iliketacos 0
yay! russian reversal!!!
Oreogasm 5
what a menace to society.
mkylem 0
You, Bickerdoodles, are the biggest dumb **** I have ever seen! ***** can take from 20 seconds to one hour. Personal experience.
Shmeaty 0
not really that big a deal. your parents prolly felt the same when u were a teen.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Wha?
EllaFoLiFE 0
what does this have to do with ANYTHiNG?
nommnom_fml 0
op ur so rude >( u shoulda helped him out
amberlynnie 0
WTF?!!! who does dat??
Tekno4Lyfe 0
lol ye shulda gave him a "hand" (sorry for that lol)